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"Never trust a tall dwarf...he's lying about something." - anon

 

Some people look at the glass as half empty.

Others look at the glass as half full.

Me, I say #@*% the glass and drink straight from the bottle.

-Cadaver

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"It is hard to soar like an eagle when your working with turkeys"

 

"It a dog eat dog world out there, and I am wearing milk bone underwear!"

- Norm

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My favorite Normisms:

 

Sam: Hey Norm whatcha up to?

Norm: My ideal weight if I was 7 feet tall, now pass me a beer Sammy.

 

 

Sam (I think, might have been Woody though): Jack Frost sure is nipping at your nose today.

Norm: That's great, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

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Save trees, eat a beaver.

 

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

 

Mantra from the analytical chemistry lab: Don't forget to lube your stopcock.

(honest, it's a piece equipment used for titrations)

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The mottos from the Scenery and Stage Shop I worked and helped supervise during college.

 

1. "It's done right, cuz it's been done twice."

 

2. "There is nothing that cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance"

 

3. "Baby on Board" We hung a sign from the ceiling with a doll spiked to it. That was just sick and twisted but funny. It was a pinata without the candy. Also a target for playing with the pneumatic nail guns. The safeties on these are easy to disable.

 

4. "It doesn't matter if the actors [female dog] so long as the audience can't notice it from the front row." This was the 10 ft rule, and the Actors/Performers are a pain in the arse rule.

 

# 1 & 2 were painted on the walls of the shop.

 

 

Oh, and a favorite dialogue I used to have with my boss there, Richard, almost daily.

 

"Hey Mikey..." (I hate being called Mikey)

"Yeah Dick?" (He hated being called Dick)

"You know you're leaving a half hour early?"

"Yup."

"You're signed on til 5."

"Yup."

"Why?"

"Batman the Animated Series is on."

"You have a [email protected][email protected]%^&$% VCR right?"

"Yup." <Big HUGE evil grin>

"Use the %&^%&&%% thing!"

"Too much work. It still blinks 12:00. I don't have a tape. You know."

"I suppose you'll fix your time sheets right?"

"Nope. You don't pay me enough for this elf."

"Okay. See you tomorrow."

 

It was obviously a VERY relaxed work environment :lol:

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The sooner you fall behind the more time you will have to catch up.

 

Change is inevitable, except from vedning machines.

 

Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it.

 

Two wrongs is just the beginning.

 

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

 

LT

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"No More rhymes now, I mean it!!!"

 

 

"Does anybody want a peanut?"

 

 

 

Randy M

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There is no "I" in team.

There is no I in team, but there is a me!

 

to use a line I used on my supervisor the other day when he actually said "There is no I in team"

 

I responded that there is no "We" either

 

 

needless to say that didn't go over too well. :wacko:

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