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If the world didn't suck...we'd all fall off!


If going to church makes you a christain, does going to the garge make you a car? (For my mother.)


I am not weird, I am special


Obediant women are never remembered in history.


Sure you can trust the government..ask an Indian.


Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap...you choose.


This would be very funny, if it wasn't happening to me!



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My favorite Normisms:


Sam: Hey Norm whatcha up to?

Norm: My ideal weight if I was 7 feet tall, now pass me a beer Sammy.



Sam (I think, might have been Woody though): Jack Frost sure is nipping at your nose today.

Norm: That's great, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

Mine would be:


Woody: "Hey Norm, how about a beer?"

Norm: "now's not the time for that."

Woody: "For a beer?"

Norm: "No, for stupid questions"

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"Outside of a book, a dog is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx

I think it should be:


"outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of of a dog, it's too dark to read".


Of course, Groucho also said, "I don't like Junior going to school on the wrong side of the tracks. Come to think of it, I don't like Junior."

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