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I used to work at a video store, and we had not just Cat Piss Man, but Cat Piss Family grace our store about once a week. There were five of them: Man, Woman, and three nasty, mean little Children. Took the rest of the week for my olfactory nerves to recover. I finally caught them stealing, and told them, with much satisfaction, that if I ever saw them again, I would call the police.

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"Men are neat, while women are clean."

 

This is the ABSOLUTE truth! My wife discovered this one about 6 months after we started dating and went nuts. Once we moved in toghether, it really helped her set the ground rules...

 

I straighten and vaccum... She dusts and mops. :lol:

 

Oh.... I love this line: "Take her bowling, or to a museum."

 

Those two concepts in the same sentance make me laugh... "So, sweetie, would you like to go see the new impressionism exhibit? Or perhaps som Red Dog at the Bowlarama?"

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Most of those don't bother me either. It is a funny read though.

I have two older brothers, so I learned to look first in the bathroom. Funny thing about my current living arrangement, one of my roomies puts the seat and the lid down when he's done in there. He says he does it so the cat won't play in the toilet.

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