Qwyksilver Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Well, I'll be heading up into Lake Shasta area....so that's a good ways in. I just need to land in SF. I don't want to be literally in a puddle jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lstormhammer Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Dearest Forum Members, I believe I have now demonstrated the ability and effectiveness of my new Seismo-Inductive Tectonic Motivator. I have the ability to make Reno prime beachfront property unless my demands of 100 unpainted skeletons are met. You have 48 hours to comply. Failure to do so, or any intervention from any international counter-plot organization will result in California being sent to the bottom of the pacific. Thank you. Saint Rigger CEO - Reno Office of Targeted Financed Landrights *Spittakes so hard there is coffee all over his desk* *Howls in laughter so hard people from the Accounting office are coming over to read over my shoulder* Alright, that has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while. Thank you so very much for making my day. Just make an earthquake so that California becomes an island. I know this means sacraficing a lot of rich farming soil in the San Joaquin Valley (that big valley in CA), but it would also sink our politicians. Christ, my mouth is sore from laughing.... --LSH, the only Californian I know of on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuCulain42 Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 --LSH, the only Californian I know of on here. Well you better get packing because it don't look like there's 100 skeletons headed to Buffalo any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erion Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'm telling you guys at 47 hours and 59 minutes Superman is going to open up a 55-gallon drum of whoop-butt on Saintrigger and his minions. He might even bring some friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lstormhammer Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Nice picture. I like how Ahab.. er, Aquaman is in the second row. --LSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 See, a guy gets the Evil Mastermind moniker and he gets delusions of adequacy. Saintrigger, You turn that thing off or No More Greens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 What we NEED is some activity along the New Madrid fault here in the Southeast. My workplace has been slowly sinking for the last ten years due to limestone caverns far below..but a well-placed quake might expedite the process a bit..and I"d sure like tomorrow off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Just let lstormhammer a chance to get out of the state before sacrificing my birthplace. Seriously. Let him get out or you will have me to answer too, and trust me that wouldn't be pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint of Sinners Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Dearest Forum Members, I believe I have now demonstrated the ability and effectiveness of my new Seismo-Inductive Tectonic Motivator. I have the ability to make Reno prime beachfront property unless my demands of 100 unpainted skeletons are met. You have 48 hours to comply. Failure to do so, or any intervention from any international counter-plot organization will result in California being sent to the bottom of the pacific. Thank you. Saint Rigger CEO - Reno Office of Targeted Financed Landrights Blast why didn't I think of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Blast why didn't I think of that... Shiner Bock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonette Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Just let lstormhammer a chance to get out of the state before sacrificing my birthplace. Yes I will miss my homeland but you can sink it if you want to, mudslides are takin' it out bit by bit anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haldir Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 look at this way, if Cali does sink, the US would probably drop to 4th in the world for world crime. Randy M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint of Sinners Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Blast why didn't I think of that... Shiner Bock oh, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonette Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Note to self: Horde Abbazabbas, Cactus Cooler, and Del Taco...ooh and sushi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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