Vinny Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Orc, methinks. I've always was fond of Orcs, hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvok Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Well, human, because that's what I am. But if I had to choose the non-human race into which I would fit most closely I'd have to say Dwarf. Short, stubborn, dour, live underground, apreciate weapons and beer and not much else. What is there not to love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugluk69 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I would like to be an orc, but I would probably be a peon goblin washing the Kak room for the orcs..... The kak room=outhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseyjoe Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 i think i would be hobbit, or maybe a jolly dwarf, not a mean stubborn dwarf, but a jolly dwarf, like Bombur. Yes i would be Bombur the fat dwarf. high ho, high ho, it's off to work we go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokingwreckage Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Feral nocturnal wood-elf. Alternatively, if bad temper ruled the choice rather than whimsy, I'd be... I dunno. Werewolf. Or troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Kender. Although I've been hanging around Flint a bit too much because I have a stubborn streak a mile long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargrin Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I would be a Nilbog. I would be the most powerful creature on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsumoto Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 You make me smile. unfortunately, i've been turned into an elf. blame yukimura. i used to be Dragon: aka, tyrannical boot pressure applying control freak who liked beating the crap out of heroic types, then looting and burning their villages singlehandedly, but i no longer qualify for juvenille red dragon. now i'm just an arrogant artsy type who likes speed and agility and pretty women, aka, elf. i'd rather be a were-lion. they friggin rock!! Kudos to Spartan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted July 21, 2005 Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2005 I'm pretty sure I'm human. Where's my bonus feat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erion Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Froggy, you're a Bullywug and you know it. Me, I'd end up being a Krynnish Gnome. Lots of complicated projects I never end up totally completing because I can always think of a way to make it better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I am the Autochef 5000, a time travelling robot from the future that excels in all of the culinary arts. Talents include baking Biscuit Weapons, baked bandages from the various herbs, and self-cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Me, I'd end up being a Krynnish Gnome. Lots of complicated projects I never end up totally completing because I can always think of a way to make it better... Okay, well Erion is your use name, what the heck then is your given name? Should I link to random name generators so you can just start taking em on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugluk69 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Herr Oberfroschmeister that is so wierd that you are human your pic looks like *whispers* a......shhhh i won't tell any one, but it looks like a ..a......frog. Ok I said it, it could just be me but definately a frog. You have froggy, kermit the frog features. I don't know if anyone has told you that before, but looking like a frog should not be held against you, I mean I still like you, FROG!!, and always will, FROG!! I lily, I mean really should hop, I mean change the subject. I have more Kak to mop up, the master is coming back and if I'm not working he will feed me to Gurm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsumoto Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 elves have it too good. they get to do all the fun stuff, like archery and music and magic and cute elf chicks, and live in all the cool places, like lorien and imladris and everkeep, and melvinbone', and we get to win all the time cause the fan-base loves us! oh happy elves! we have it made in the shade with lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugluk69 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Matsu elves are victims just waiting to be victimized, and we orcs (goblins) are there for them mwhahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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