Ghost Rider Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In New Transmission Often Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC Poor Old Nutjob Think It's A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears butt-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired butt The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardensnake Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 You forgot the most important FORD Found On Road Dead William Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadaver Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Dodge- Damned Old Dirty Gas Eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant_Crunch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseyjoe Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 FORD- Found On Road Dead EDIT: darn, someone beat me to it. O well, now we all know how important it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 You forgot the most important FORD Found On Road Dead William Our Ford was a FIDD - Found in Driveway Dead. Constantly. Hence why Dad will never buy another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted September 4, 2005 Moderator Share Posted September 4, 2005 Forgot the Chevy Nova - "Doesn't go" in Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEsBigSis Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 CHEVY Can Hear Every Valve Yak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankthedm Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 F.'ed O.ver R.ebuilt D.odge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 What about Saturn cars? I bought one and the company sends me X-mas cards every year, they called non-stop for about a week after I bought it to see how I liked it, and if you don't go to the Saturn picinics, THEY COME AND GET YOU!!!! Or maybe that was a skit from Mad-TV. Simpsons quote from memory "People don't want cars named after Greek broads!! They want cars with vicious animal names..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Rider Posted September 5, 2005 Author Share Posted September 5, 2005 I thought I'd leave out the obvious ones. There's also Fiat - Fix It Again Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikmal Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I love my saturn :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Forgot the Chevy Nova - "Doesn't go" in Spanish. the whole Nova thing is essentially an urban legend. http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted September 5, 2005 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2005 Still, it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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