kristof65 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Why Kasier's house, Of course. And now that he's moved it to the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino in Vegas, there's gambling AND he's even asked Jesus to bartend! Should we stop picking on Kaiser and move the party someplace else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashkyrpt's Crew Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 no....... In a backyard lies a block of wood 9" by 9" by 22". The long edge of the board lies along a north/south direction. An ant is sitting on the south end of the board, half way up vertically, and 1" from the east edge. A spider is sitting on the north end of the board, half way up vertically, and 1" from the west edge. The spider can crawl at a rate of 1" per minute. The ant figures that it will take 1+22+8=31 minutes for the spider to reach him so he dozes off for a 30 minute nap. Just as the ant wakes up the spider kills him. By what route did the spider take to get to the ant in 30 minutes? Have fun with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The shortest one. Why are you trying to pass your math homework off on us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizer Kaizer Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 I could ask you the same question. Loki or Set, who's the better chaos deity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashkyrpt's Crew Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 LOKI!!!! BTW answer was 30" i would never give a question to you if i did not know the answer myself... Example! WHAT COLOR ARE MY UNDERWARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Pink with little red hearts all over them... Why would you want to let the world know what colour underwear you have on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizer Kaizer Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 Exhibitionist tendencies. Salami or pepperoni? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Pepperoni all the way! Anchovies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizer Kaizer Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 ...no, I don't think so. What is your opinion of chiropractors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuCulain42 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Quacks Would a lawer rate higher or lower that a chiroprator for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilesuck Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 If you mean a lawyer, lower. Or did you mean some creature I have never heard of ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 He could have meant the googlesnark. Ever been bitten by one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizer Kaizer Posted September 23, 2007 Author Share Posted September 23, 2007 Only thrice. What about a banderJeeves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Only once, but I have a nasty scar from it. Want to see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizer Kaizer Posted September 23, 2007 Author Share Posted September 23, 2007 Not really, no. Ever eaten a turkey leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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