eastman Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 So how do you like them apples? Fermented into cider. Does it keep the doctor away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Fermented into cider. Does it keep the doctor away? Depends on how bad the gas you got from the cider is. How much does a fart have to smell to keep the doctor away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 It would probably have to be worse than one of those "rotten egg" smelling farts. lol I am disappointed that no one tried to figure out the math problem that I put up. lol Ever heard of "trailer trash pie"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 It would probably have to be worse than one of those "rotten egg" smelling farts. lol I am disappointed that no one tried to figure out the math problem that I put up. lol Ever heard of "trailer trash pie"? No. Is the answer 11112110.9? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalchaos Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 No, I think it's 111, 111, 111. What do you think about the Illuminati ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 No, I think it's 111, 111, 111. What do you think about the Illuminati ? They're creepy. Why do the Gnomes of Zurich control the world's banks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 No, I think it's 111, 111, 111. What do you think about the Illuminati ? That is the correct answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 What do you think about the Illuminati ? They're creepy. Why do the Gnomes of Zurich control the world's banks? Because they are ambitious gnomes that feel there is more to life than being a garden gnome! Don't you just hate it when you live in an apartment complex with a laundry room and people are lazy about getting their laundry out of the washer or dryer!???!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Don't you just hate it when you live in an apartment complex with a laundry room and people are lazy about getting their laundry out of the washer or dryer!???!! That's why the laundry room has a big trash can. If not, then what would you do? (I'll take stuff out of the drier if it has been sitting there done and uncollected for an hour) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I find the nice, linty floor of laundry rooms to be a great place for a washer hog's clothes. Then again, I do my laundry at 2am on a Tuesday night, so I never seem to have that problem. How do my cats know it's a half hour before the alarm clock is set to go off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlady Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Because cats are actually aliens doing field research on humans, and that is one of their sleep deprivation experiments. Hot enough for you? (It's supposed to be 113 in Phoenix today - just another day in the VAlley of the Sun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh yeah! About died from the heat (about 76 degrees in Maine). Is that why we tell tourists to always pack a jacket even in the summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish the Deliverer Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 No, that's why the shorts come out when the temps crack 40 degrees. Which would you rather have? Three feet of fresh snow, or three days of 100+ degree weather with 90% humidity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Which would you rather have? Three feet of fresh snow, or three days of 100+ degree weather with 90% humidity? Three feet of fresh snow! Who wouldn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish the Deliverer Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My Mother-in-Law. Her definition of happiness is being able to step out of the shower and not be cold. What is your definition of happiness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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