Helltown Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Knowing that my Dad will be here on Friday is my current definition of happiness. Is my apartment clean yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Knowing that my Dad will be here on Friday is my current definition of happiness. Is my apartment clean yet? Only if Dilvish's Mother-in-law cleaned it after her shower. How was that for an unexpected answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seer of the Pitt Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Only if Dilvish's Mother-in-law cleaned it after her shower. How was that for an unexpected answer? All too expected, given what I read previously, from a troll bearing a similar handle to yours. Does anyone know of The Web that is Wryd ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Nope, the only Wyrd I know makes minis and runs the Iron Painter contests that drive people bonkers. Do you think I'll be allowed to have a bonfire in my backyard this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Nope, the only Wyrd I know makes minis and runs the Iron Painter contests that drive people bonkers. Do you think I'll be allowed to have a bonfire in my backyard this weekend? Yes - tell them I said it was OK. Will the police come out to Helltown's bonfire and investigate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish the Deliverer Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Possibly so. Will she get off with a warning if she offers them burgers and beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Probably not, Magic cards (the primary fuel for the fire) put off some nasty smelling smoke. Why would I, a Magic player, want to burn cards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethohman Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Because, after owning so many Shivan Dragons, they become worthless. Who is Shivan, and why did they name a dragon after him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Shiv is a region of the plane of Dominaria (the central plane of the Magic Multiverse), thus a Shivan dragon is merely a dragon that lives in Shiv. Doesn't everyone know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I thought everyone did. I knew it.... Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? They sent you the answers by mail, only the Post Office won't deliver it. What are you waiting for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 A postman with an IQ higher than a turnip. He keeps putting my mail in the neighbor's mailbox. Been to the beach recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not for over 8 months. Is that recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seer of the Pitt Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Not for over 8 months. Is that recently? Yes it is, compared to the years and years it's been for me. Why won't Reaper lets us increase our post count while using this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helltown Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Probably because this thread would be the 'Other Abuses' part. Should we try to answer questions Suess-ically to be poetry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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