dargrin Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Please leave a message after the Beep. *BEEEEEEEP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Hey Darg, are you suffering from a lack of sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant_Crunch Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 We'd like to offer you a secured credit card, if you would provide all of your personal identifying information to complete strangers we can process your request immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhandstudios Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Hello? Hello? Is james there? Are you sure this is the wrong number? Well what number is this, I am sure I dialed it right. You're sure James does'nt live there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kheprera Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 You are BONK!ed. If you feel you have been BONK!ed in error, press 1 now. If you wish to be BONK!ed again, press 2 now. If you wish to be BONK!ed by another of the official BONK!ers, press 3, now. If your BONK!ing was defective, press 4 now. If there were technical difficulties involving your BONK!ing, press 5 now. To repeat this menu, press 6 now. To return to the previous menu, press the pound key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froy The Orc Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Well this is kinda sad, I really wanted you to answer the phone so we could tell you this news. (pause) I mean really this is the kinda news you just don't leave on the answering machine. It's about your family (pause) I mean the kinda interest rate they might have to pay to some other bank might be huge, but with the Super Fun Mortgage company you will only have to pay (beep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted May 16, 2006 Moderator Share Posted May 16, 2006 "You want to talk to whom again? Sue? Ok, just a sec." "Hey, the phone's for you! Here, your name is Sue. Play along." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big man on campus Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Ah ya, this is Dr. Binchy you proctologist. Just want you to know that one test came back positive but the rest where all negitive. Ya just the one was negitive. Ahhh, I will have to see you in a week or so, I will be out of town at a golf torny. Call me to set up an appointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vil-hatarn Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Jeff, I know you're home. Come on, answer the phone, please? You're probably standing there laughing at me right now, aren't you? Hello...? JEFF, THIS ISN'T FUNNY! ANSWER THE PHONE, *beep*beep* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant_Crunch Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 This is Khardullis calling. I've dispatched a squad of Inquisitors...I mean a ministry team...to your house to explain to you why you want to convert to my following..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordoftheleaves Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 The Lord of the Leaves is laughing. ke ke ke har ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 BEEEEEEEEEEEEP! "Hi, this is the refrigerator. The answering machine is on vacation but if you leave a message I'll write it on one of those handy little yellow notes and stick it on myself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Good afternorming sir or madame as the case may be. We are conducting a survey in your area and would like to know if there are any children between the ages of eight and eight-hundred residing in your household. This will only take a few hours of your valuable time and your cooperation will be handsomely rewarded with three-hundred dollars worth of useless coupons and mail-in rebates for junk you will likely never purchase. If you would like to respond to this survey, please call me back around eightish when I am having dinner with your girlfriend or boyfriend as the case may be. Good-day to you. *beeep* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Is yur frigerator running? Ahhh <snicker> You better go hurry and catch up to it. Ah hah ahah ahaha haa Dude, dude, pass the phone, lemme do one too... Okay, so, ummm there was this guy, and he was like calling <You have fifteen seconds> Oh crap 15 seconds left. Dude, I only have 15 seconds. Gotta make this quick Okaysoummmthereummmwasthisguyandhewaslikeummmcallingyouto <Beep> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapok Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 "Hello? This is Sarah.... Your girlfriend...." long pause..... "We need to talk." *click* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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