dargrin Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Spear Attack Failed, or Dodge Succeeded I wouldn't want to be on his side in a fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuCulain42 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I know it was the -4 for using an improvised weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Me thinks he should have practiced a little more with his "spear" Have to give him credit for thinking outside the box, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krztoff Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Personally, I think the problem was INT was his dump stat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 And one has to wonder about the dozens of perfectly good schemes the "alleged suspect" and his girlfriend rejected before they devised the final master plan.. don'tcha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilesuck Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I think one included something about a rabid badger being thrown into the coffee hut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wouldn't that be giving him more credit than he's due? Something tells me this was the first "good" plan they came up with, and it was probably their 2nd or 3rd idea, at best. Although, if there were rejected schemes, I would like to see them. Could make for some great comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilbob Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I think one included something about a rabid badger being thrown into the coffee hut that might have worked better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 She - "Okay, you meet me at the coffeehouse some time around seven-ish with a rodeo clown's costume, two greased pigs, a copy of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits, and a handgun. He - "A handgun? What's the handgun for?" She - "If the robbery fails, we'll offer to trade the handgun to the barista for a mocha latte and some biscotti, stupid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voladilk Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Lol. Now, I won't be surprised if they make a law against buying butchers knives and dowel rods at the same time. Would not surprise me in the least. Sad, sad people that think that robbery (and badly attempted ones at that!) are a good idea, ever. Ah well. Funny as though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexxenhammer Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 He was obviously playing Freebase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejlin Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 what idiot risks serious jailtime for assault with a weapon over the small change he'd be likely to get from an espresso stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 what idiot risks serious jailtime for assault with a weapon over the small change he'd be likely to get from an espresso stand? There are a lot of them out there - we had one guy running around the Boise, Idaho area a couple years ago yanking car wash tellers off their pedestals with a chain attached to his bumper so he could break into them. His average take was $50, the average amount of damage he did per site was $10,000. He hit nine sites before he was caught. $90,000 in property damage for a lousy $450 total take. He was very surprised to find out that he was not only facing misdemeanor theft charges, but that he was facing felony vandalism charges as well. I don't know if they also charged him with something over the lost revenue each site faced while their equipment was being replaced. Back at you Spike: He: "The handgun's not a good idea - too expensive. Got anything else?" She: "Ok, meet me at the coffee house at dawn with a pickle and an electric drill dressed in drag." He: "How do I dress a drill in drag?" She: <whack> "You idiot, you wear the drag outfit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolatari Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Do any of you wonder if he was drunk when he came up with this plan, because a certain Jack Sparrow proved that people can come up with some pretty strange ideas when they are drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironworker Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 That's not a home made spear. This is a home made spear. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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