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Eventually it finds you, but it blasts you with its heat-ray.

 

I wish I knew how to brew coffee...

 

You do, but your pot always cracks every time you look at it.

 

 

I wish I never had to worry about eating

 

You dont...But only because you now have alzheimers...

 

I wish I knew what apartment I'm moving into for college....

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You do... but you regrettably left your cell phone at that burger joint you ate at last night, and someone seems to have walked off with it.

 

I wish this dratted computer were faster.

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You do... but you regrettably left your cell phone at that burger joint you ate at last night, and someone seems to have walked off with it.

 

I wish this dratted computer were faster.

 

 

 

Your computer is instantly fast but only types in Japanese, due to an excremental part added to make it fast.

 

 

I wish for the social acceptance of mini painters! :)

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It happens..and just to prove to the world that our awesomeness is here to stay, Disney takes the cast of High School Musical and does a new teen-bop series called Tuesday Night Paint Club. The backlash, of course, is devastating.

 

I wish it was Monday. That's my fun-day..my I-dont-hafta-run-day.

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You now have a full install of Windows on your Mac, however, all your Mac programs have now been assimilated by Windows and Micro$uck and refuse to work on your computer until you remove the Mac OS. Also, the assimilation has now spread - your cell phone, tv, pocketwatch and refrigerator are now all running Windows as well.

 

I wish I was bored because I'd already finished all my creative projects, and not because I'm just too unmotivated to finish any of them.

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