Spike Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, however, security levels may have to be raised again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have also been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of London in 1666. The French government also announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". This latest rise was precipitated by a fire that destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. In addition to the British and the French, Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides". Belgians on the other hand are all on holiday and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. Finally the Spanish are very excited as their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so that the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Finally the Spanish are very excited as their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so that the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Nice Spike! Really good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel_Amore Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 heheheheheheheheh........gotta pass this one on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilesuck Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Very nice Spike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Thank you Spike! I just had to wipe my breakfast off my screen as I read that, and the very last paragraph was absolutely the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberShadow Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, however, security levels may have to be raised again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. In preparation for the increased security level, I have been practising my tutting and half-sighs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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