Krztoff Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 This is really funny. Maybe really sad. Either way, I like it. Rapture Assurance Card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Oh . . . My . . . GAWD! Who in-? What the-? Oh heck I don't know where to begin regarding this sillyness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuCulain42 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Wow, this rates right up there with the "Is my baby gay" page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krztoff Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 Except that it doesn't have "For entertainment purposes only" tagged anywhere on the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 :blink: Looks to me like someone scamming people for cash who might believe the end-times are coming. Pretty sad if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Or they could really believe that it's coming soon and want to make sure that those who are left behind to endure h-e-double hockey sticks breaking loose will know that their relatives are in a better place. <shrugs> crazy god fearin' people <total sarcasm!> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizard Hlavaz Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 :blink: Looks to me like someone scamming people for cash who might believe the end-times are coming. Pretty sad if you ask me. Hey, accept no substitutes! You *never* know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyrmgear Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 "Your purse is found, the finder contacts Rapture Assurance™... Uhm... if'n only sinners are left, and they find your purse... would they really report it? ...We follow your instructions" and if they are still here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krztoff Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 Either it's automated and set to follow requests ahead of time, or they're taking one for the team, perhaps by wearing mixed fibers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baphomet69 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gah! Wyrmgear, you beat me to it! $29.99 for FIVE forwarding e-mails First...$30 for sending 5 emails?!? What a racket! "You are Raptured" "Your purse is found, the finder contacts Rapture Assurance™, We follow your instructions" Second, as wyrmgear pointed out, there are so many freakin' problems with this... If these scammers are supposedly Christians too, aren't they anticipating being zapped too? If not, and you believed any of this crap, would you trust them? If they got zapped too, who would send out your emails? If they really believed this, shouldn't they set up a system where if they don't press a key on their computer once every 3 days or something the emails automatically go out? (you know, in case the scammers got zapped) You have to rely on the good will of a left-behind 'sinner' to forward your info, instead of these jokers setting up some automated system?!? How do 'We' follow your instructions if 'We' are 'good' Christians and got zapped too? Son-of-a-... people are so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daHob Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gah! Wyrmgear, you beat me to it! $29.99 for FIVE forwarding e-mails First...$30 for sending 5 emails?!? What a racket! "You are Raptured" "Your purse is found, the finder contacts Rapture Assurance™, We follow your instructions" Second, as wyrmgear pointed out, there are so many freakin' problems with this... If these scammers are supposedly Christians too, aren't they anticipating being zapped too? If not, and you believed any of this crap, would you trust them? If they got zapped too, who would send out your emails? If they really believed this, shouldn't they set up a system where if they don't press a key on their computer once every 3 days or something the emails automatically go out? (you know, in case the scammers got zapped) You have to rely on the good will of a left-behind 'sinner' to forward your info, instead of these jokers setting up some automated system?!? How do 'We' follow your instructions if 'We' are 'good' Christians and got zapped too? Son-of-a-... people are so... Not even original. These guys did it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 wow . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuCulain42 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Not even original. These guys did it first. At least that one tell you why they won't be a part of the rapture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture? hehe . . . yeah . . . how much business do you think they're gettin' though? did y'all see the options for messages?! They charge by the message. The most expensive is $799.00! Good lord! They also have a coffee mug, tshirt, the I told you so card and the Damned Soul card among other merchandise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baphomet69 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I guess I should have looked around the site more... I guess they're ok in my book after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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