CuCulain42 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 To be frank, I would find seeing a santa ringing a bell collecting quarters yelling out "ha ha ha" much more disturbing. Never trust a Santa that's laughing non-stop for no known reason. I had to learn that one the hard way. Damn you Santa!! For some reason I hear that in Stewie's voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EntilZha Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Speaking of which.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabascojunkie Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Next thing you know, Santa won't be able to wear red because it's a gang color. Gimme a f------ break. Stupidest crap I've ever heard in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilesuck Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Next thing you know, Santa won't be able to wear red because it's a gang color. Gimme a f------ break. Stupidest crap I've ever heard in my life. Breaking News------- 16 Santa's were killed in gang violence today, as the crips did drive bys on local malls. The Santa's retaliated by promising that the crips would get nothing but coal this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Why does it have to be "ha-ha-ha" though? How about "heee-heee-heeeeeeeeeee"? I want a shopping mall Santa that laughs like Renfield. Better yet.. how about a Santa that says "HEY HEY HEY!" ......."it's FAT ALBERT!" Oh..wait... that'd be offensive to our wider citizens. Um... how about just let Santa say what the stores want him to say.. "BUY BUY BUY!" Folks will either spend money..or misunderstand what he is saying and go bye-bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 And you realize that Hostess "Ho Ho's" are next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Aww..poor Ho-Hos... and if that happens, I'm sure the same sophomoric mentality will result in Ding-Dongs being taken away from us too... and the Cupcake Goddess simply cannot allow this to happen. Give me DingDongs or give me DEATH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabascojunkie Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Next thing you know, Santa won't be able to wear red because it's a gang color. Gimme a f------ break. Stupidest crap I've ever heard in my life. Breaking News------- 16 Santa's were killed in gang violence today, as the crips did drive bys on local malls. The Santa's retaliated by promising that the crips would get nothing but coal this year. :lol: :lol: :lol: I said pretty much the same thing the other day when I thought up the red suit thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyrmgear Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Does this mean the rewrite of Christmas carols? Chorus Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go! Up on the rooftop Click, click, click Down thru the chimney with Good Saint Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Yeah wyrm I guess it would be Ha ha ha who wouldn't go ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kheprera Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Next! *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoman Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Why does it have to be "ha-ha-ha" though? How about "heee-heee-heeeeeeeeeee"? Because that would be sexist... He'd have to say "they, they, they!" -mojoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldarchy Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 oh geez! I heard some American stores were adopting the Australian policy as well. It was on the local news in Dallas last week. This is just insane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushmaster Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Next! *sigh* * double sigh * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlady Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Saying "ho ho ho" and singing Jingle Bells is a bad attitude for a Santa...?? Sheesh.... :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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