Moderator Froggy the Great Posted January 23, 2008 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2008 It happens all the time: you set up shop, get a really good lightning storm, and you're mid-cackle when the power goes out. Well, no more! Guaranteed to withstand even the maddest of power fluctuations, the Power Frobulator will even frotz any heroes foolish enough to intrude! Even the best and most dedicated minion sometimes has an independent thought, or lisps his vowels instead of consonants, or even takes an apple pie to that one village girl who brings along the pitchfork-wielding mob for the second date. Well, no more! This device renders you in complete control of the hopes and dreams of these, your worm-witted sniveling thralls! It happened again: There's a bloody great rock formation right where you wanted to run your plasma conduits. Well, no matter, have your servile accomplices drag this beauty over, and throw the lever! Guaranteed to leave precision holes in rock, townsfolk, pre-swiss cheese, you name it! For those dark and stormy evenings out, where you're within sight of the perfect brain, and then your rival's robotic minions come barge in and get there first. Well, no longer! Just a twist of the preset timer before you leave, and you shall confound your rival and the robotic nuisance will be rendered immobile in their tracks! The inevitable will happen to you - some meddling kid will sneak into the lair and trip an alarm. While Igor shuffles madly about to locate that damnable ringing, you could better use him on the HeroFrotzer instead. Now, you can monitor your alarm from one labyrintine location, rather than many, and maybe even frotz that hero while you're at it. Sorry, nothing creative for this one. The guy who normally writes the ad-copy for The New Journal of Malology is currently floating, gaseus, within those tubes there. We're, uh, working on it. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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