Spartan6 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 We the organizers of SCon are saddened to announce that we have suffered our first ever fatality... Jester, of Jesterspeed Studios was found dead yesterday face-down in a puddle of Master Series Paint. Unfortunately evidence at the scene indicated an extreme level of suffering and agony was endured by our beloved Jester. Tear tracks down his cheeks seemed to indicate the brutal inhumanity of the crime and strangely the word PLIE was carved into his forehead. Funeral arangements are pending. In lieu of donations or a memorial fund, flowers can be left outside room 126 of the Best Western. Jester leaves behind hundreds of unpainted miniatures, barely used paint bottles and a few unopened Series 7 brushes. ( We're not sure he ever actually did anything.) Disposition of his airbrushes is currently in probate and yet to be determined. Once again we are saddened by this heinous crime and terrible loss to the painting community. The Organizers of SCon, while deeply saddened by his untimely demise, accept no responsibility or culpability in this matter and have cooperated fully with local officials to bring a swift closure to this matter. *secret handshake* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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