All-Terrain Monkey Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Or like when I'm there: "Why's the sky blue?" Don't ask me silly questions John. "If I eat nothing but peanut butter will I turn into a peanut?" I'm busy, John, go teach someone how to paint. "Guess how many chocolate covered coffee beans I can shove in my mouth!" I'm going to taze you, John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm going to taze you, John. ROTFLMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper User Vaitalla Posted August 6, 2008 Author Reaper User Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oooo! Oooo! I hereby volunteer for the demo table times given up by those attempting to avoid weird people! Reaper is giving: 1st place, $150 gift certificate; 2nd place, $100 gift certificate; 3rd place, $75 gift certificate; 4th place, $50 gift certificate for Reaper Manufacturer Awards for the painting competition. There, pre-emptive answer! --Anne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oooo! Oooo! I hereby volunteer for the demo table times given up by those attempting to avoid weird people! ...--Anne You're just doing that so you can Taze John, admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Please, if that happens, will someone video tape it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintminion Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 John...are you coming to Gen Con? Let me know...I have a job for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial ap Morai Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oooo! Oooo! I hereby volunteer for the demo table times given up by those attempting to avoid weird people! --Anne How does one identify or categorize a weird gamer? Are they the ones wearing the Star Trek communicator or the Jedi sabre? Or, are the ones that freely annouce that they are 30+ years old, single, and still live in their parents basement as an introduction line for seduction? Weird classifies a lot of folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Terrain Monkey Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Nope, I won't be on Sue Crew this year, staying put in good ol' Dallas. I might come up next year though for another round of abus... er, classes and volunteer time. Yeah, that's the phrasing I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadier Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 On this topic I was wondering who all is going to be going this year? I would love to meet some of you folks that have help me out so much with my saint celestine that i have yet to complete . i am dragging it along with me to gencon as i am taking a few classes and its my current project that thankfully has all the points i need to work on nmm, freehand, basework, and faces/hair all things i think i am having trouble with are classes i am taking i decided to prereg events this year yay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintminion Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Sorry you won't be there, John, I had something special in mind for you. We'll talk next year. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Terrain Monkey Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I dunno if a kissing booth is something I'd be comfortable staffing Sue. I mean, even if I was there for twelve hours during the day you'd still be turning away hundreds at closing time, not to mention all the hurt feelings of all the guys who'd want in too. I just don't think you thought through all the repercussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ...not to mention all the hurt feelings of all the guys... Ya should have left that line out John, cause it's really easy to read it the wrong way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintminion Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Silly Monkey. I needed a Monkey Minion for a different special project. But I'll suggest that to Anne for next ReaperCon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper User Vaitalla Posted August 8, 2008 Author Reaper User Share Posted August 8, 2008 The weird folks we painters specifically don't like are: 1. Stinky Weird Gamer (please take a shower) who hovers right in front of you 2. Superior Weird Gamer (please Google "miniature painting") who tells you at length how THEY paint even though they haven't picked up a brush in twenty years and are convinced that ink washes are much superior to all that layering you're doing in effect...then they stand in front of you for an hour 3. Won't Stop Talking Weird Gamer (please go sit down in that corner, over there. Away from me. John...<brings out tazer>) who stands in front of you for an hour monopolizing your attention and doesn't take hints...often combined with 1 and 2 for a truly hideous mind-bending effect 4. OMG a GIRL Weird Gamer (usually combined with either 1 or 3 or both) who stalks the cuter female mini-painters while they are at the table (luckily I'm pretty much immune to this one, being not only not cute, but downright MEAN) The costumed people, the chainmail bikinis, the furry ears, the lightsabers, and the klingons I got nothing against. It's what you do and say, not what you wear. --Anne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial ap Morai Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 The weird folks we painters specifically don't like are: 1. Stinky Weird Gamer (please take a shower) who hovers right in front of you 2. Superior Weird Gamer (please Google "miniature painting") who tells you at length how THEY paint even though they haven't picked up a brush in twenty years and are convinced that ink washes are much superior to all that layering you're doing in effect...then they stand in front of you for an hour 3. Won't Stop Talking Weird Gamer (please go sit down in that corner, over there. Away from me. John...<brings out tazer>) who stands in front of you for an hour monopolizing your attention and doesn't take hints...often combined with 1 and 2 for a truly hideous mind-bending effect 4. OMG a GIRL Weird Gamer (usually combined with either 1 or 3 or both) who stalks the cuter female mini-painters while they are at the table (luckily I'm pretty much immune to this one, being not only not cute, but downright MEAN) The costumed people, the chainmail bikinis, the furry ears, the lightsabers, and the klingons I got nothing against. It's what you do and say, not what you wear. --Anne Its good to know that you don't hold a uniform and gear against a gamer, I used to wear one all the time. (not the bikini, or the federation fly-gear) The rest need some help... May be some "Don't Taze Me Bro..." therapy as you prescribe will help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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