Orsino Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Only in America? I love this: FAIR OAKS, Calif. (CBS13) ― A woman is experiencing a case of mistaking identity; not of her personal identity, but of what her business offers. When Helen Hart tried to jumpstart business at her house by putting up a sign for adult tap dancing classes, the 79-year-old grandma started fielding calls for adult lap dancing services. "I get maybe three to 17 [calls] a week," Helen said. "I'm nearly 80, so age does mean something. Can you imagine a man coming to the door and I open the door and I go, 'Yeah?' He goes, 'Oh, never mind.'" The average age for Helen's tap-dancing students is about 60 years old, a Bible is prominently displayed 10 feet from the entrances and inspirational messages can be seen throughout her house -- anyone who had the wrong idea would be quickly corrected when they reached the front door. Some of her students don't think it would be such a bad thing if people thought they were coming by as part of a lap dance service. "At my age, it's a little flattering," laughed Jane Viar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisler Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm such a gamer I thought the title was for a naval sail game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant_Crunch Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm such a gamer I thought the title was for a naval sail game. You weren't alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And I know what you two geeks are talking about...so does that make me a geekette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokingwreckage Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Actually a geekette is bite-size chunk of tender, prime geek, fried in batter and served with sweet chili sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And I know what you two geeks are talking about...so does that make me a geekette? Pretty scary eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pae Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I have no idea what you are talking about. And I'm fine with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Sundseth Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Flynn: "And I'm fine with that." That's what they all say, right up until they get their own T's crossed. Then it's just rake, rake, rake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tiger Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I have no idea what you are talking about. And I'm fine with that. Ahhh, you should have attended my Battle of Jutland lecture 3 weeks ago. Now my 11th graders can explain that naval tactic to a "T" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimp Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 T-hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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