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Only in America? I love this:

 

FAIR OAKS, Calif. (CBS13) ― A woman is experiencing a case of mistaking identity; not of her personal identity, but of what her business offers.

 

When Helen Hart tried to jumpstart business at her house by putting up a sign for adult tap dancing classes, the 79-year-old grandma started fielding calls for adult lap dancing services.

 

"I get maybe three to 17 [calls] a week," Helen said. "I'm nearly 80, so age does mean something. Can you imagine a man coming to the door and I open the door and I go, 'Yeah?' He goes, 'Oh, never mind.'"

 

The average age for Helen's tap-dancing students is about 60 years old, a Bible is prominently displayed 10 feet from the entrances and inspirational messages can be seen throughout her house -- anyone who had the wrong idea would be quickly corrected when they reached the front door.

 

Some of her students don't think it would be such a bad thing if people thought they were coming by as part of a lap dance service. "At my age, it's a little flattering," laughed Jane Viar....

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And I know what you two geeks are talking about...so does that make me a geekette?

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And I know what you two geeks are talking about...so does that make me a geekette?

 

Pretty scary eh?

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

And I'm fine with that.

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Flynn: "And I'm fine with that."

 

That's what they all say, right up until they get their own T's crossed. Then it's just rake, rake, rake.

 

:rolleyes:

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

And I'm fine with that.

 

Ahhh, you should have attended my Battle of Jutland lecture 3 weeks ago. Now my 11th graders can explain that naval tactic to a "T" ! :wacko:

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