Darthiir Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i'm a inner-city second grade teacher, i'm already a warlord. It's gotta be no fun playing that game day in and day out when they all have you out gunned! they work well with swarm tactics. . .but like all goblins then can't hit and when they do it's usually for no damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i'm a inner-city second grade teacher, i'm already a warlord. It's gotta be no fun playing that game day in and day out when they all have you out gunned! they work well with swarm tactics. . .but like all goblins then can't hit and when they do it's usually for no damage. Just watch out when they call in the bugbear. You know, that evolutionary throwback kid that's already twice the size of an average 4th grader, who has been retained twice so now he's 4 times the size of the other 8 year olds... Glad to hear you got your certification Tavis. It's been awhile man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthiir Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i'm a inner-city second grade teacher, i'm already a warlord. It's gotta be no fun playing that game day in and day out when they all have you out gunned! they work well with swarm tactics. . .but like all goblins then can't hit and when they do it's usually for no damage. Just watch out when they call in the bugbear. You know, that evolutionary throwback kid that's already twice the size of an average 4th grader, who has been retained twice so now he's 4 times the size of the other 8 year olds... Glad to hear you got your certification Tavis. It's been awhile man! yes, it has. . .how are the children? there is more than one now, right? and as far as the throwback goes, they're easier to tame than you would think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i'm a inner-city second grade teacher, i'm already a warlord. It's gotta be no fun playing that game day in and day out when they all have you out gunned! they work well with swarm tactics. . .but like all goblins then can't hit and when they do it's usually for no damage. Just watch out when they call in the bugbear. You know, that evolutionary throwback kid that's already twice the size of an average 4th grader, who has been retained twice so now he's 4 times the size of the other 8 year olds... Glad to hear you got your certification Tavis. It's been awhile man! yes, it has. . .how are the children? there is more than one now, right? and as far as the throwback goes, they're easier to tame than you would think. Yup, two now. And the throwbacks are easy, just toss some raw meat in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_B Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 I finally submitted something. I could have gone on for 3 pages on that one. Word restrictions suck :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocumentaryGirl Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Warlord SE Contest Some how I completely missed this over the past few days. Looks sweet, is anyone participating? Would you make a good Warlord? Have you ever wanted to try? We're accepting applications for potential warlords. If you can tell us in 50 words or less why you would make a great warlord, and can make our cold, cynical selves laugh while doing it, we'll send you a free copy of our second edition rules, normally a $19.95 value. We have no limit to the number of winners, I've been told. If you can amuse us, then you're in. Send your entries to [email protected]. We'll be accepting entries until release day, July 27, 2009. See you soon! I did. All 35 words of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 48 words and 1 attachment, I wonder if get disqualified for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 11 words, and it's awful. Admittedly, I sent it in to make the judges wince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruunwald Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I finally submitted something. I could have gone on for 3 pages on that one. Word restrictions suck :( Yeah, fifty words isn't really enough to get your funny across. I was pretty funny. Not as funny as I could have been with about seventy-four words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highpriestrsw2 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 48 words and 1 attachment, I wonder if get disqualified for that Mine was 50 words on the dot with an addendum. I wonder if I'll get disqualified as well. :( Also, mine wasn't funny. I don't do funny well. It was a narrative piece that I tried to fit into the Warlord world. I'm much better at fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant_Crunch Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I went with cynicism, quotes, and something I found moderately amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdripley Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I can't believe it's so close and I've still got NOTHING! And I need to submit today because I'm on vacation for the rest of the week and won't be back until Monday!!! Eesh! the pressure!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anvil Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I went with grim heroic with an twist ending. I hope they post some of the winning entries. I also hope they're all stoned when they read them so that everything will seem funny. I'll chip in for some Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdripley Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I entered. It was terrible. Better than my first attempt. It wasn't even close to funny. Well it kinda was, but then I cut it down to 50 words and found I'd snipped all of the humor out. I hope they're generous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drjsallison Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Looks like my only hope of getting a prize will be as a bribe so I don't try and send them my special brand of stink ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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