sethohman Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Great man turns 70 today. The bogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris! Some kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargrin Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he moves the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Porsenna Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another FIST! Damon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargrin Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another FIST! Damon. I love the Family Guy. Back on topic now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor tried to slap him, but ended up taking a roundhouse kick to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargrin Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnaea Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Chuck Norris slams revolving doors. #OMGfacts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruunwald Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I wonder if it was all the cosmic power at his immediate disposal that caused him to become such a nut job. Insane + one-finger push-ups = a world in peril. Hey, they should make a movie about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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