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Buckeye Nuthoarder leads the armies of the Bushywood Squirrelfolk. Masters of their own brand of mischevious tinkerlust, the squirrelfolk of the Bushywood Forest turn their enemies jeers into fears with strange weapons like:

 

The Acorn-u-bus: A hand-held cannon-like device that spits the seeds of firey death.

The Gre-nutters: Crack troop of bomb flingers, bent on KABOOM!

Leg Climbers: Swarm of enchanted squirrel bretheren trained to get to the pants of the enemy and cause havoc.

 

Now find me a sculptor!!! STAT!

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First thing I think of when I read this are the Squirrels from the movie Open Season. The had attack pine cones and rode weiner dogs into battle! Oh and they were Scottish!

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First thing I think of when I read this are the Squirrels from the movie Open Season. The had attack pine cones and rode weiner dogs into battle! Oh and they were Scottish!

 

Of course they were Scottish!

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