Dr.Bedlam Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Things I have learned from Unreal Tournament: *Dogs are indestructible. *It is possible to jump while in midair. Things I have learned from Postal II: *Dogs are not indestructible. *A lot more people carry small arms than you'd think. *Small towns have entire armies of police officers, but no fire department whatsoever. *Fast food is good for you. Things I have learned from watching bad Hong Kong action movies: *Much like zombies, you cannot be certain that a crook is dead until he's been shot in the head. *Babies are completely unfazed by the sound of gunfire. *You can fly, if you're angry enough. *Explosives are pretty much harmless, except to inanimate objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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