Dr.Bedlam Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 "I'm a selfish, manipulative b****." ----------------------------------------------Cutebutpsycho, not long before dinner "I want meat in my mouth." ----------------------------------------------Cutebutpsycho, not long at ALL before dinner ...and I am so going to pay for these in the morning... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodson Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 I'm just glad no one was back making buttons with Jen and I. Makin buttons leads to waAay too many innuendoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 At one point, as I stood in my piratey finery, enjoying the con's ambience, a pretty lady ran up to me. She said, "You're Doctor Bedlam! They said you have a tool! Can you drill me?" And then she thrust her dinosaur at me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_B Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 At one point, as I stood in my piratey finery, enjoying the con's ambience, a pretty lady ran up to me. She said, "You're Doctor Bedlam! They said you have a tool! Can you drill me?" And then she thrust her dinosaur at me. lol I had to think about that one. Lovely taken out of context. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGP Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 "....I'm going to need more dice..." ---------------------------------------------Steve, shortly after putting a Kraken on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castlebuilder Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I can't remember the exact quotes, but just because you came all the way from South America, if you create an opening about the Brazilian Women being ugly, you aren't going to get any slack! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Cleanbrush Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I can't remember the exact quotes, but just because you came all the way from South America, if you create an opening about the Brazilian Women being ugly, you aren't going to get any slack! Apparently, (as I discovered while watching a dungeon crawl) they bear a striking resemblance to bathalians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniCannuck Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 The conversation went: Litchlord Murray(after someone opened the keep to find a bathalian inside): ooh, you found a lady. Someone else at the table: that's no lady. It's a bathalian. Litchlord Murray: it could've a lady. Minicannuck: ...remind me not to go to Brazil anytime soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 Dang. Sounds like Lichlord Murray made himself at home right quick! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neolis Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Darren: I'm magical, I'm a unicorn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Briathel: "Oh, it never gets more than an inch, inch and a half. Longer than that, it takes too long to groom." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyberwolfe1 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Typo found in the program under the heading "Black Sword, Black Hearts", "After thrusting his enchanted cutlass into the mutinous heart of his fist mate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EntilZha Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Mister! Touching my things! (overheard at the mini trade table) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kacey3 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I would love to include quotes from our Fiaco! games, but there were too many great moments, and the best should nevertheless be published on a public forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castlebuilder Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 During my Saturday afternoon Sunken City game: "I need a six to hit and a nine to cleavage". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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