Mattnuke Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Baph, I think you may have been channeling Paizo's Hook Mountain Massacre there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exwilly Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 or Deliverance one of the two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowdragon Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 The frost giant female is badass, the fire giant female is ok, the old Frulla pose is pretty good, the storm giant looks like she either has a dislocated leg or is about to fall over. OK, it may not exactly be a stripper pose, but the pose still sucks. It's a shame really, other than the pose I really do like the look of the mini. Maybe she shouldn't be in a fighting pose, she just needs to be in one a lot less awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papercut Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Yes, Hill Giant Women would be cool, make them bat crap crazy zerkers! Boobies and butts flying everywhere! Make the dudes bat crap crazy too! Butts and balls everywhere, big rocks and giant rocks! Is it me or has this all of sudden become a big issue? Every board is now debating this on its front page (not an exaggeration). Is this some sort of organized suppress the fun campaign? After 40 years, why is it coming up now? WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twil Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I concur, we must censor that bawdy Storm Giant! Those bedroom eyes and that tightly gripped weapon are entirely too suggestive. His torso is almost bare, almost as if he wants you to fantasize about him in a lewd manner. And that pose! It's like he is inviting you into his overly-muscled-and-hopefully-oiled arms. Oh wait, you guys are talking about the fluff-appropriate female giant? My mistake, I assumed this was a serious complaint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaosweaver Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I concur, we must censor that bawdy Storm Giant! Those bedroom eyes and that tightly gripped weapon are entirely too suggestive. His torso is almost bare, almost as if he wants you to fantasize about him in a lewd manner. And that pose! It's like he is inviting you into his overly-muscled-and-hopefully-oiled arms. Oh wait, you guys are talking about the fluff-appropriate female giant? My mistake, I assumed this was a serious complaint. Or, maybe the 4 nude female smaller figures that come with the set (or the nude Sophie for $3 more) - wonder why the fully clothed mini is getting the attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelkon Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I concur, we must censor that bawdy Storm Giant! Those bedroom eyes and that tightly gripped weapon are entirely too suggestive. His torso is almost bare, almost as if he wants you to fantasize about him in a lewd manner. And that pose! It's like he is inviting you into his overly-muscled-and-hopefully-oiled arms. Oh wait, you guys are talking about the fluff-appropriate female giant? My mistake, I assumed this was a serious complaint. Or, maybe the 4 nude female smaller figures that come with the set (or the nude Sophie for $3 more) - wonder why the fully clothed mini is getting the attention. It's getting attention from the people who traded in Sophie on moral grounds. The nudes, OTOH, are of figures historically depicted as naked. Personaly I don't agree with that, but they're not being depicted in super-sugestive poses. I still love the mini, it's very detailed and intricate (if it lives up to the concept art, that is), but I just wish she was laying on a little less of the sexy-pants (or lack thereof) attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 People can't handle the sexy giant lady, this is awesome. I'll take any extras. (also, I should point out that nobody's even seen the sculpt yet) outside of some Reaper peeps. That's like, I dunno, hating Michigan because you saw a map once. I suspect it may be time for people to calm down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humansquish Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 That's like, I dunno, hating Michigan because you saw a map once. There IS a reason I've never been to Michigan. But really, I like the storm giantess. I am tempted to get a third because this ball gown idea intrigues me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelkon Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 People can't handle the sexy giant lady, this is awesome. I'll take any extras. (also, I should point out that nobody's even seen the sculpt yet) outside of some Reaper peeps. That's like, I dunno, hating Michigan because you saw a map once. I suspect it may be time for people to calm down. Ha! Lol, I don't think you'll be getting any in the mail. I find your analogy lacking. It should read more like "I hate mishagan because a close friend described it to me and it sounded bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Professor Fresser: "Ok, Buglips, describe for the class the new reaper cloud giant lady." Me: "Badonkadonk." Professor Fresser: "Is that it?" *thinking hard* *still thinking* *thinking some more* Me: "Crazy badonkadonk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuldGrump Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Hill giants! Yeah, hill giants. A kick-booty female hill giant and a male hill giant sporting a come-hither stare...maybe with one finger in his mouth and a half-shirt showin' off his belly! O.o Ick...I just gave mahself the heebie-Jeebies... If ya wan' ma money, an' ya thunk I'm sexy.... Ahm to sexy for mah shirt, too sexy for mah shirt.... Actually, for a Pathfinder hill giant, that would not be a half bad choice. The Auld Grump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosscorpion Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 LOL, I can't believe were this thread has gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craja Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I don't like the pose, not because I "can't handle the sexy", but because as a Game Master I can't possibly use this model at the game table without it being a joke. Combative or neutral poses are superior because I can actually use them in a gaming session. If she only stood up straight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokingwreckage Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I can agree with Craja that it's not a great gaming pose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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