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Clearly you people are a bad influence. Mama Lips told me I'd run into people like you on this side of the tracks. Now I'm going to fall into a destructive spiral of figmentia, swirling ever downward until one day I wake up in the gutter covered in blister packs and surrounded by loose miniatures, with no recollection of how I got there.

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. . . And we're pleased to welcome someone who's evidently a man of wealth and taste.


I would say 3 of everything, just in case you get a new idea for how to paint your mini ::D:


If it's Kaladrax.Then I agree.

(And on the subject, thanks to Nocturne for the 'frost and rime' recipe, one of them will definately be an ice mummy)

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. . . And we're pleased to welcome someone who's evidently a man of wealth and taste.

 

 

I would say 3 of everything, just in case you get a new idea for how to paint your mini ::D:

 

If it's Kaladrax.Then I agree.

 

(And on the subject, thanks to Nocturne for the 'frost and rime' recipe, one of them will definately be an ice mummy)

 

Taste? Hopefully, but wealth?

... Maybe if I can get my work schedule increased...

 

The key to keeping your minis safe from kitty is to keep them out of site. That's why I have the plastic drawers for my unpainted ones, and the finished ones I keep in my carry case.

 

My minis are actually currently sittong on top of my computer. Puss doesn't get on top of the computer, he just goes to sleep behind my monitor. Yes, my cat's name is Puss.

 

... You all think I'm crazy now, right?

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My cat's name is Emergency Rations.

 

If there's anybody sane on this board it's because they're an infiltrator trying to figure out our secrets. Like how we get that smooth-flowing caramel into a Caramilk bar. How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. And the most important question of our time: Why is box?

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How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

Three. The owl proved it. :blues:

 

 

Pfft! He bit the tootsie pop, he didn't prove anything!

 

348, the one time I did it as a kid. But I could never decide on a proper way to standardize the size of a lick.

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When I was in boot camp, we had inspections and as part of those inspections they would ask you a question. Now this question is supposed to be related to something we learned in boot camp, such as what does a chief petty officer wear on his collar, or how many aircraft carriers does the US Navy have? That sort of thing. Well one time, I guess because I'm short, and thus towards the back of the division, when the petty officer who's doing the inspection gets to me he's run out of questions. So he looks at me and says "you look a little older (I was 20 at the time) perhaps you remember the answer to this question. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?"

Without missing a beat, I responded "The world may never know, petty officer."

He looked at me and said, "Sad but true, ain't it. Good answer recruit." And then he moved on.

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