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Slow Boat From China, the Idle Chit-Chat and Torch Song Thread


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This torch song was (rightly) removed as off-topic from a discussion of the shipping of the Bones miniatures from China. I'd like to preserve it here for posterity:

 

 

 

Well, there's no verse to this song

'Cause I don't want to wait a moment too long

To say that I'd love to get you from a slow boat from China

All for to play with Bones

 

To get you to keep you for my many campaigns

The dragons, critters, monsters and the zombies with brains

 

Well, out in the portage there's a PVC shortage

Leaving my paints alone

Well, I'd love to get you from a slow boat from China

All for to play with Bones

 

Well, I'd love to get you from a slow boat from China

All for to play with Bones

Speed up that slow boat

Oh that slow slow boat from China

 

(adapted from "Slow Boat to China" by Frank Loesser)

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