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I've got no idea who/what this is all about. But I'm making an order just so I can tell them to "Poke the bear".

 

 

Ok, well, maybe, not ~JUST~ so I can tell them... This may be one of the most addicting hobbies ever.

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Someone needs to send a large metal bear to Denton, where the entire tummy is a huge button.

 

It's filled with gummy bears, and dispenses product with a poke. Thus, upon completion of the order, they can poke the bear and receive immediate customer feedback.

 

But not until the Bones finished shipping. Not sure I want a call from the company doctor to discuss the rash of new diabetes patients.

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I am terrified of bears.

But bears are sweet and cute! Just because they're large, sometimes carnivorous, and have very sharp claws and teeth is no reason to be afraid. Neither is their crushing hug. It's just their way of showing their luvs! :wub:

 

 

Funny I feel the same way about dragons... they are soooo cute and lovable....

 

People seem to see their habits of seeing adventurers as meals on legs as a little bit.... not nice...

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They're just misunderstood.

Deep down inside them there is good.*

 

(from the ode "Dear Paladin Krupke" from the "West Side Saga" of Berstein Sondheimsson)

 

 

 

 

*Generally being digested, but still ...

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I think I'm going to start quoting movies. My last order had the first part of the "1.21 gigawatts?!" scene from Back to the Future. I only went as far as where Doc Brown starts talking to his picture of Thomas Edison though, because otherwise the notes would have been too long.

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