alchemist Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept. I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingo Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept. I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...." You could dress like Dick Van Dyke and prance around their doorstep singing in a dreadful mock-Cockney accent. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordJosh Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I wish I'd taken Latin; maybe I'll see what the local community college has to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchemist Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept. I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...." You could dress like Dick Van Dyke and prance around their doorstep singing in a dreadful mock-Cockney accent. Hey, I'm a genuine Cockney. I don't need to put on an accent. But I'm not good at prancing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Hey, I'm a genuine Cockney. I don't need to put on an accent. But I'm not good at prancing. never stopped Dick Van Dyke did it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatrissaTheEnchantress Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I need to PM Kit so that I may gain entry to the beekeepers forum in order to view a thread that got moved... ?? What is the "Beekeepers Forum"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Email2085 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I could use Dick Van Dike in a very crass joke. I will refrain from doing so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Darsc Zacal Posted October 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's a restricted access part of the forum where the more volatile threads are moved to. You have to request access from Kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatrissaTheEnchantress Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's a restricted access part of the forum where the more volatile threads are moved to. You have to request access from Kit. Ah. Good to know. I don't believe I need any more volatility in my daily life right now, but I'll keep it in mind if I ever feel the need for some added drama. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Darsc Zacal Posted October 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2013 I've never felt the need to visit there either. The little bit of drama we get now and then here on the main forums is enough for me. Besides, if I should ever want some drama, I can head over to the Kickstarter comments. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 yeah, I've never bothered to request access. I may be able to shed some wisdom and insight in some topics (it's been known to happen, shush you) but really, I deal with enough problems as is elsewhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulture Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) i think i killed a thread with a rant. i think my love was too intense. Edited October 30, 2013 by vulture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokingwreckage Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Beekeepers is where we Google statistics and attempt to blame each other for Nazism. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nocturne Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Beekeepers is where we Google statistics and attempt to blame each other for Nazism. Hitler used Google! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damenace Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I want to order some reaper paint to replace my GW paint, but Im never ordering 70 euro's worth of paint, but I also don't want to spend 13 euro's on shipping. Curse the USPS and their price increases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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