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If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept.

 

I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...."

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If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept.

 

I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...."

You could dress like Dick Van Dyke and prance around their doorstep singing in a dreadful mock-Cockney accent.

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If you transpose two digits in my phone number you get the number of a chimney sweep. Occasionally I get messages on my answering machine from people who have evidently misdialled and tell me they want their chimney swept.

 

I'm half-tempted to turn up on their doorstep wielding a size 0 brush and say "This may take a while...."

You could dress like Dick Van Dyke and prance around their doorstep singing in a dreadful mock-Cockney accent.

 

 

Hey, I'm a genuine Cockney. I don't need to put on an accent.

 

But I'm not good at prancing.

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It's a restricted access part of the forum where the more volatile threads are moved to.

 

You have to request access from Kit.

 

Ah. Good to know. I don't believe I need any more volatility in my daily life right now, but I'll keep it in mind if I ever feel the need for some added drama. :upside:

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I've never felt the need to visit there either.

The little bit of drama we get now and then here on the main forums is enough for me.

 

Besides, if I should ever want some drama, I can head over to the Kickstarter comments. :;):

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