Moderator OneBoot Posted October 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2013 (edited) A moose once bit my sister... Huzzah! --OneBoot :D Edited October 5, 2013 by OneBoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loim Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Was she trying to carve on it with a pointy stick? @Buglips I once had a UPS delivery man walk up the steps, knock on the door, then immediately turn and head back to his truck. I caught him as he was backing out the driveway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Chaoswolf Posted October 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2013 @Buglips I once had a UPS delivery man walk up the steps, knock on the door, then immediately turn and head back to his truck. I caught him as he was backing out the driveway. I've had this experience, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Knight Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Somebody in one of the Bones delivery threads/UPS horror stories mentioned catching the UPS guy at the door, writing a "sorry we missed you note" - the driver hadn't knocked, and when caught admitted the package wasn't actually on the truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Chaoswolf Posted October 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2013 Whoa!! Now, THAT'S messed up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baphomet69 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 What is up with Ninja Couriers? Apparently my new brushes were attempted delivery yesterday. While I was home. Painting in silence, wondering when my new brushes would arrive. I can tell you three things: 1. The doorbell is LOUD. 2. Even in the absence of the doorbell, anybody walking up the steps sounds like an army marching. I can even hear the neighbour's cat when he walks across it. 3. The sound of anything pulling into the driveway is easy to hear. So how did the notice get on my door? How? HOW? That's it - next time I need a stealthy undetectable assassin, I'm recruiting from Loomis. Because those people got mad sneaky skillz. UPS? They've done that to me many times. That's what Brown does for me. And I hate them for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baphomet69 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 nothing to lose and everything to gain. Buglips D Goblin could soon become an international best seller. besides, I'm sure you know as much about helping people as that pointy eared guy from Star Trek knows about raising kids, and I'm told he has lots of books out Too bad we can't Like posts more than once... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPete Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 I once had a USPS guy toss a package on my doorstep. The package was then stolen by my neighbor's husband. I was home and asleep when all this happened. There is now a note by my door saying: "Ring the bell and wait 60 seconds before you walk away. DO NOT LEAVE PACKAGES AT DOOR!" My manager also chews out anyone who just leaves a package at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadcubed Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 I didn't stick around long enough to see that it was only 15 pages long. Makes sense though. And yes, a in character self help book would be awesome. 20 pages, no more, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Every page # is 20. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulture Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 not only that, but i hear that spam is really still popular in hawaii. it is a widely held belief that people who "smoke the pot" are not burning oil on accident. plus, snack foods. because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadcubed Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Every page # is 20. Sounds Lovecraftian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystorm Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 75% of the Halloween costume headpieces are completed for 60% of the family because 40% of them are wearing antisocial pants. and Bacon. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dispatchdave Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Somehow I missed my ascension to Godhood. Now for a new title.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 75% of the Halloween costume headpieces are completed for 60% of the family because 40% of them are wearing antisocial pants. and Bacon. I am antisocial about pants and also enjoy wearing bacon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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