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First there's the complaint about the yelling and scream room which turns out to be "intimate" yelling and screaming. Then there's the guy we have to evict because he won't turn down the volume on his... internet naughties. Then, while the police are here for that, a prostitute walks in. :rock:

 

WTF is happening at my hotel tonight? It's too cloudy to tell if it's a full moon... :wow:

it's only a bit under half moon, and you have my sympathies. As does the housekeeping staff, especially the housekeeping staff......

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My husband was like: "Why did you buy chickens! and why are they Reich of the dead chickens!!!! And they say extra crispy! Are you planning to exterminate all the chickens!!! You are so wrong!"

 

 

I didn't have a chance to say anything between all the exclamations.

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So, someone in the housing office at my school screwed up somewhere.

 

When Husband went to pick up our mail from the mailroom yesterday, two pieces of mail (one addressed to me, the other to him) had marked on them that we'd moved, as reported by the housing office. When he questioned the mail staff about it, they looked us up, and apparently I'm now living with someone named Priscilla?

 

:blink::rock:

 

Needless to say, all of this was news to both of us.

 

I've since gotten everything straightened out, but we had quite a good laugh about it. ^_^

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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*throws off Priscilla wig*

 

Drat! Found out again!

 

*begins plotting new scheme to pitter patter precious paints*

 

I have dish soap and a sink within arm's reach of where my paints are stored, and I sleep with one eye open.

 

Go ahead and try. :devil:

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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