ShadowRaven Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 We're on a mission from God 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girot Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Go hme and practice your meatballs, Mayrose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckenna35 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Lets go be bad guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Sundseth Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loim Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I think we got Gator fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girot Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Danica Talos: Okay King, where is this tracking node of yours? Hannibal King: It's in my left elf cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face] Hannibal King: Fine. It's in my right elf cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face again] Hannibal King: Okay, I'm - okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks King in the groin] Hannibal King: Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosscorpion Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unruly Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Man oh man! Rocket and sunchoke tastes like burning soap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumbloke Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep nini bong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye_Jake Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I thought you said your dog did not bite! That is not my dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish the Deliverer Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Are you crying?! There's no crying in baseball! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosscorpion Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Chaoswolf Posted July 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 25, 2013 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haldir Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? James Edwards: Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir. Zed: How'd you come to that conclusion? James Edwards: Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my elf while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some stuff, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. [pause] James Edwards: Or do I owe her an apology? [pause] James Edwards: That's a good shot though... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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