Randomness X: Glitter, Wolves, and Mighty Thews

[ShadowRaven]

SSssssssmokin!

[sumbloke]

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
The senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero-
It's very nice, so full of spice.
And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-
Singin' a song, all the day long.
So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

[Unruly]

These kids, they know I like cigars. So on the first day of rehearsals they give me a box of cigars as a gift. Now, I've never head of the brand before, but I haven't been able to smoke anything else since. They're called Acapulco Gold. And we'll be right back after I pass it around.

[trystangst]

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy. Look at you: you're the Prodigal Son; you're quite a prize!

[Unruly]

I am the Nexus one. I want more life, f&$#er I ain't done, yea!

[Last Knight]

I got something to say - it's better to burn out than to fade away!

[ShadowRaven]

this could be the start of a beautiful friendship

[Sergeant_Crunch]

Have you ever considered piracy?

[Doug Sundseth]

Donald Duck's down at the crossroads with a machine gun.

[Darsc Zacal]

[ChaoticBlues]

What is best in life?

 

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women!

What is the best in life?

 

Hot water, good denyishtry, and Shoft lavatory paper.

[ChaoticBlues]

I'm making this up as I go along.

[ShadowRaven]

Doctor Livingstone, I presume?

[Unruly]

Your presumption is incorrect. For, in truth, I am the one and only Professor Moriarty.

[Darsc Zacal]

My name is Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.