Randomness X: Glitter, Wolves, and Mighty Thews

[Dadcubed]

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[Dilvish the Deliverer]

Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

[dispatchdave]

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

 

 

(I'm not really sure where this thread is going, but this seemed appropriate).

-Dave

[Last Knight]

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin' up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin' up and down with me and we was both jumpin' up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

[Loim]

Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

[Pingo]

And they all moved away from me on the Group W bench.

[Unruly]

Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty f*$#ing ninja.

[Sergeant_Crunch]

Be awesome to each other.

[Dilvish the Deliverer]

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

[trystangst]

You want I should wash the dead bugs off the windshield?

[dispatchdave]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Doug Sundseth]

Life is tough. But it's tougher if you're stupid.

[Loim]

Bring me four fried chickens and a coke

[Unruly]

I don't want a large Farva, I want a GOD DAMNED LITER OF COLA!

[Doug Sundseth]

I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?