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(Cut to corner of cinema. A man in an ice-cream girl's uniform is standing in a spotlight with an ice-cream tray with an amazon on it.)

 

Man: Amazon! Amazon! Amazon!

 

(A customer approaches him.)

 

Customer: Two choc-ices please.

 

Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the amazon. Amazon!

 

Customer: What flavour is it?

 

Man: It's a woman, innit? It's a bloody half naked woman . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Amazon!

 

Customer: Do you get wafers with it?

 

Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Amazon!

 

Customer: How much is it?

 

Man: Ninepence.

 

Customer: I'll have two please.

 

Man: Gal on a stick.

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(Cut to corner of cinema. A man in an ice-cream girl's uniform is standing in a spotlight with an ice-cream tray with an amazon on it.)

 

Man: Amazon! Amazon! Amazon!

 

(A customer approaches him.)

 

Customer: Two choc-ices please.

 

Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the amazon. Amazon!

 

Customer: What flavour is it?

 

Man: It's a woman, innit? It's a bloody half naked woman . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Amazon!

 

Customer: Do you get wafers with it?

 

Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Amazon!

 

Customer: How much is it?

 

Man: Ninepence.

 

Customer: I'll have two please.

 

Man: Gal on a stick.

I found your little tale/script to be very cute and amusing as to the description of my amazon (flavor) likes!

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