klarg1 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Bryan, you have routine access to industrial machinery and molten metal. Have you ever been tempted to construct a complex, Bond-villain style apparatus to do away with your enemies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted April 16, 2015 Author Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) Have you glued yourself to anything recently? No. Have you glued yourself to anything recently? Corollary: Have you glued anyone else to anything recently? I've glued things to things that they shouldn't have been glued, to, but not people. I've been working on a secret project that required me to glue things to things. Sometimes it even went where I wanted it to go. Bryan, you have routine access to industrial machinery and molten metal. Have you ever been tempted to construct a complex, Bond-villain style apparatus to do away with your enemies? My only real enemies are in RPGs, although there's some in Beekeeper's that probably think I hate them. But no, apparently you get fired for putting other people's body parts into the melting pots. Heck, not 30 minutes ago, Ladystorm forbade me from acquiring a cannon that launches sharks. Apparently there's insurance reasons why we cannot have one. EDIT to add: and I have also JUST NOW learned that squid is not acceptable as an alternative to Shark. I cannot have a squid-cannon either. Edited April 16, 2015 by Reaperbryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchen_wolf Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Salmon cannon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystorm Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Heck, not 30 minutes ago, Ladystorm forbade me from acquiring a cannon that launches sharks. Apparently there's insurance reasons why we cannot have one. EDIT to add: and I have also JUST NOW learned that squid is not acceptable as an alternative to Shark. I cannot have a squid-cannon either. I remember this conversation differently. Didn't I say if Darth Abacus agreed then you could have one? Didn't I also offer to call him for you? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Darth Abacus? I think this might be the best name for an accountant ever... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochar Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Darth Abacus? I think this might be the best name for an accountant ever... Sith forbid you ever get your expense report wrong though. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klarg1 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 But no, apparently you get fired for putting other people's body parts into the melting pots. Heck, not 30 minutes ago, Ladystorm forbade me from acquiring a cannon that launches sharks. Apparently there's insurance reasons why we cannot have one. EDIT to add: and I have also JUST NOW learned that squid is not acceptable as an alternative to Shark. I cannot have a squid-cannon either. Truly there is no justice in this world! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 Heck, not 30 minutes ago, Ladystorm forbade me from acquiring a cannon that launches sharks. Apparently there's insurance reasons why we cannot have one. EDIT to add: and I have also JUST NOW learned that squid is not acceptable as an alternative to Shark. I cannot have a squid-cannon either. I remember this conversation differently. Didn't I say if Darth Abacus agreed then you could have one? Didn't I also offer to call him for you? Trust me from where I'm sitting, a meeting with a Sith Lord to discuss projectile carcharodons is the same as denial. Jabba only kept Han Solo in Carbonite. Darth Abacus keeps employees who displease him by interrupting him with foolish user requests during Tax Season in Carbonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadZeke Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Have you considered a gun that fires pirahna? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted April 17, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2015 OH YEAH! OH YEAH! ...oh poop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 where are the questions? Where are my quisitors? As soon as tax season is fully over, I shall need to discuss carbonite supplies with the Dart Abacus it seems... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaperbryan Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 Have you considered a gun that fires pirahna? So far only squid and sharks were proposed. Piranha are indigenous to South America, and Captain Murray and Naponatom won't be coming to ReaperCon to bring me a fresh supply, so I'm placing the blame fully on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted April 17, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2015 If characters you have created were to press charges against you for what you did to them, how many years in the pokey would you be facing? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator OneBoot Posted April 17, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2015 Hmm...would Ladystorm perhaps be more amenable to a pie cannon? Huzzah! --OneBoot :D 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadZeke Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Pie because the cake is a lie? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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