O auspicious day!

[buglips*the*goblin]

Why?

 

Today I reach 20,000 likes!  Why I have so many is a mystery to me.  I can only assume you people are easily amused or have poor taste.  Or both.

 

But in any case, soon (if not by the time I type this, since I'm close) I will have achived THE ULTIMATE TWENTY!

 

I wonder who will put me over the top?  Who will be the Master of 20?  Who will usher in this Great Era, the Era of MegaTwenty?

 

 

[araziel]

LI#QAHGOIAP"#GNB"OGN,

Samuraijack, you ninja you!

[buglips*the*goblin]

And there it is!

 

Thank you, SamuraiJack, for being an enabler!  Thus begins The Era of MegaTwenty.  Or, wait, maybe it's KiloTwenty.  Yeah, probably that.

 

In any case, the next "20" number is 20 million, so this is probably a once in a lifetime event!  It's like ALL THE BIRTHDAYS!

 

HUZZAH!  HOORAY!  TWENTY!

[SamuraiJack]

Wouldn't it be 202020?

[ub3r_n3rd]

And there it is!

 

Thank you, SamuraiJack, for being an enabler!  Thus begins The Era of MegaTwenty.  Or, wait, maybe it's KiloTwenty.  Yeah, probably that.

 

In any case, the next "20" number is 20 million, so this is probably a once in a lifetime event!  It's like ALL THE BIRTHDAYS!

 

HUZZAH!  HOORAY!  TWENTY!

 

20! It's goblin math at it's greatest!

[buglips*the*goblin]

Also, by the power vested in me by absolutely nobody, I now crown SamuraiJack "King 20"!  It doesn't come with any land.  Or money.  Or special stuff.  But it sounds pretty cool. 

[buglips*the*goblin]

Wouldn't it be 202020?

 

 

 

 

See, this is why I made you King 20.  The entirely random confluence of events over an unpredictable span of time chose wisely when they chose you!  

[araziel]

That being said I just realized I got 7 to go until I'm 1/20th as popular as the titular forum goblin. Next stop cheer leading squad!

[buglips*the*goblin]

That being said I just realized I got 7 to go until I'm 1/20th as popular as the titular forum goblin. Next stop cheer leading squad!

 

You'll get a halo, and be eligible for a special title.

 

And if Gozer the Gozarian ever asks if you're a god, you can say yes. 

[araziel]

I suddenly almost feel like posting an old picture of me in plastic wrap and my hair dyed black..

Alas I don't think the Internet is quite ready for that yet.

[buglips*the*goblin]

*poof*

 

Enjoy your godlikeness! 

 

I feel like Dr. Doom when he stole Odin's power...

 

Who wants to let me touch them and see if they become corrupt and evil?

 

 

 

 

 

Anybody?

 

 

 

 

Nobody?

 

 

 

It'll boost your immune system...

[araziel]

And thusly buglips crowned me the 1000th like, a halo, and the special title.

Thanks :P

[ub3r_n3rd]

*poof*

 

Enjoy your godlikeness! 

 

I feel like Dr. Doom when he stole Odin's power...

 

Who wants to let me touch them and see if they become corrupt and evil?

 

 

 

 

 

Anybody?

 

 

 

 

Nobody?

 

 

 

It'll boost your immune system...

 

Oooo oooo oooo!

 

ME! PICK ME!

[buglips*the*goblin]

Oh, wait, it's posts that get you godlike.

 

Aw, man... all the power tripping for nothing.

 

I guess... I guess it's all up to you now.

 

 

 

Does this mean I don't have any superpowers?

 

Hmm...

 

 

*leaps from chair*

 

*THUD*

 

Okay, I can't fly.  Scratch that.  Perhaps I'm immune to bullets?

 

I'll be back in a bit.

[Kharsin]

Oh is THAT what the number in the green box means? I was kind of curious...