Castlebuilder Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 May as well start already. Mamma Storm is going around kicking all non-essential folks out of the convention set up area because we are making to much noise. (Imagine that! Just wait until tomorrow!) Reaper Bryan accidently drops the lid of the Reaper Big Box o'Doom, causing a very loud bang. Mamma Storm's son looks over at Bryan and his best "Librarian" voice yells, "This is a Library!" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystorm Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 My Sweet Wm wants to be a comedian for a living. I predict several more outta him this weekend. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 perhaps I can give him some good material with my misadventures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pole Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 "I want to be [email protected]&($3 satchel that sounds classy" -nameless to protect the innocent Lobby before meat and greet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocha Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 While J. Rich kept the Painting Hot Chicks classy, informative and exceptionally G-rated, we on the other hand made new words like "underbutt" (among others) to try and explain what we were painting. This thread could be filled with the out-of-context gems from that class. Just ask Cash. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CashWiley Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 "She's a butt-toothed vampire" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) (while giving away microwave pork rinds, in a creepy voice with one eyelid twitching madly) "Will you... will you share pork with me?" (tic) Cutebutpsycho: "But I want to be a SuperGreat BigMeat Pusher!" Vejlin: "Volunteer BigMeat Pusher. Interesting." You can ALWAYS count on Cutebutpsycho for some great quotes... even if she makes me go back and edit the thread for accuracy. Weirdly enough, it's filthier after she corrected it.... Edited April 25, 2014 by Dr.Bedlam 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithCoolBackpack Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "She's a butt-toothed vampire" "Aww...now the vampire looks happy!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 The use of the phrase "trollboobs" in otherwise polite conversation."I don't need seven ReaperBryans. I need seven ReaperBryan HEADS." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 CashWiley: "Thank you for giving me the Big Meat, Bryan." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "NO, WE WILL NOT BE MAKING ANATOMICALLY CORRECT CAVs!!" - ReaperBrian at the CAV demos. So of course we immediately found some round metal bits and stuck them on CAV for him. "She's got her hands full of some nice jugs", "My she has some beautiful jugs." et naueseum . . - Painting Fluid Filled Containers w/ Angela Imrie 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelons Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Jugs?? Ohh I get it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMann Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 CashWiley: "Thank you for giving me the Big Meat, Bryan." "Oh, hey, we're Big Meat Judges." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bedlam Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (Confronted with a horde of zombies) "Okay, I'm going to run like hell for the mill. Along the way, I will grab Miss Melons, throw her over my shoulder, run in the door, and barricade the hell out of it.""What would you have done if the door had been locked?"(pause) "Used 'er for a battering ram?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Melons Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 ReaperBryan "I'm a very conservative Amish man named Jedadiah that had the daughter of his wife's lover plant drugs on him. Oh and I died in a hail of gunfire as the ATF storm my farm..." His explanation of what happened to his character during a game of Fiasco. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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