Mr Melons Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) For those following along at home. I now have a government certified travel document. Tomorrow I am free to go home. Special thanks to MadMouser for taking me to town today, and for taking my brother and I out to experience proper Texas Bar B Q brisket. I look forward to seeing you all next time, come hell, high water, or Murphy's law, I intend to return to Reapercon.Looks like you even got a date out of this whole thing too *wink*. Be careful, the wife is currently suffering from post traumatic con disorder. She turned to me last night and was like...."I miss having everyone around, and the minis, and the hanging out at tables, and the faisco....etc." Besides the swag, you really can't bring the con home. A date? with who. I've got a date? what will i wear? I haven't been on a date in years. Based on my guess of who you are in the photos, I gotta think that's more because of the shyness than any other reason. Edited May 1, 2014 by Mr Melons 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thes Hunter Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Hey now, I'm a happily married woman, but that doesn't mean I can't comment on other men. That would be like a man who couldn't acknowledge another woman was merely attractive. Oh wait I've seen some women get upset at that crap. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish the Deliverer Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Yet another reason Awesome Wife is awesome. None of that jealously crap. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 couldn't have said it better myself. Though I am, as far as I know, only in one picture, so Thes may well be guessing wrong 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelons Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) Hey now, I'm a happily married woman, but that doesn't mean I can't comment on other men. That would be like a man who couldn't acknowledge another woman was merely attractive. Oh wait I've seen some women get upset at that crap. Okay, I'll admit this once. I was a little PO'd at some staff ladies at reaper con for oggling my Mr melons. I was not upset at the action, just the blunt disrespect for me standing right there with him. I mean this to the lady that delightfully wished him a 'great' day and then looked at me like I smelled of elder berries when I said hello to her. Other than that, it's 10$ to stare, 15$ to grope and 20$ for a z job, if he gets tired just let me know and I'll bring in the 5 hour energy and red bull jello shots. Edited May 1, 2014 by MissMelons 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Knight Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thes Hunter Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) I don't know if I want to know what a 'z job' is. Is that like cleaning out the Zebra pen? And you said one could see your back at a speed painting contest w/ Ms. Melons and Corporea. Loim outed who Corporea was, and Ms. Melons has been talking about wearing her corsets, so I looked for a photo w/ Corporea and corseted lady, and only one photo seemed to match. Then someone cant remember who said you were in the second awards photo. There was only a couple people who were in the second photo who were not in the first, but there was someone who had the same hair color and general body shape that was in that photo I had identified earlier, so my confidence level went up on having identified you correctly in the first picture. If I actually kept a spreadsheet instead of my swiss cheese brain, I might give Last Knight some competition in the as the Forum's NSA, Edited May 1, 2014 by Thes Hunter 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Knight Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) I don't know if I want to know what a 'z job' is. Is that like cleaning out the Zebra pen?Beerfest - Picking up Barry [part 1]: Edited May 1, 2014 by Last Knight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Melons Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) If you have to ask...you can't afford it /wink. Her Zj reference is from the movie Beerfest. Didn't think anyone would take the bait tho =D. What LK said.. Edited May 1, 2014 by Mr Melons 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Melons Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Also, by staff ladies I think she meant hotel staff ladies. I told her that they just identified me as a fellow Latin and were surprised...even though there were two more at the con. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 I don't know if I want to know what a 'z job' is. Is that like cleaning out the Zebra pen? And you said one could see your back at a speed painting contest w/ Ms. Melons and Corporea. Loim outed who Corporea was, and Ms. Melons has been talking about wearing her corsets, so I looked for a photo w/ Corporea and corseted lady, and only one photo seemed to match. Then someone cant remember who said you were in the second awards photo. There was only a couple people who were in the second photo who were not in the first, but there was someone who had the same hair color and general body shape that was in that photo I had identified earlier, so my confidence level went up on having identified you correctly in the first picture. If I actually kept a spreadsheet instead of my swiss cheese brain, I might give Last Knight some competition in the as the Forum's NSA, okay, well that would narrow it down pretty well to the point where I suspect your suspicion as to who I am is in fact correct 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Knight Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I don't know if I want to know what a 'z job' is. Is that like cleaning out the Zebra pen? And you said one could see your back at a speed painting contest w/ Ms. Melons and Corporea. Loim outed who Corporea was, and Ms. Melons has been talking about wearing her corsets, so I looked for a photo w/ Corporea and corseted lady, and only one photo seemed to match. Then someone cant remember who said you were in the second awards photo. There was only a couple people who were in the second photo who were not in the first, but there was someone who had the same hair color and general body shape that was in that photo I had identified earlier, so my confidence level went up on having identified you correctly in the first picture. If I actually kept a spreadsheet instead of my swiss cheese brain, I might give Last Knight some competition in the as the Forum's NSA, okay, well that would narrow it down pretty well to the point where I suspect your suspicion as to who I am is in fact correct If it helps any, Cash called him out in his WIP thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 still, even though I may well have been identified, I see no reason why that would help on the date front. I'm no great looker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelons Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Nobody is Brad Pitt except for Brad Pitt, but you aren't bad looking. Why, If I were a single unattached woman I might stare awkwardly from a distance because that's just how I roll. @[email protected] 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRaven Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 funny, I tend to roll much the same way, often with a sigh before moving on to deal with the rest of my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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