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Khaos' groan worthy puntification of the day

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A dragon, who happened to also be the commander of a goblin horde, decided that, in order to increase the golbins' usefulness when not fighting, she would pimp them out to all and sundry. This turned out to be a great idea! Lots of adventurers were interested in a bit of goblin "strange". Who knew!?


Soon, her coffers had swelled immeasurably. When asked about the secret to her success, she would routinely reply, "It's not hard. I whored my horde to increase my hoard!



Seee what happens when I think too much about how to make my dragon hoard. It's bad I tellya! BAAAAAD!

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