Florin Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Tell us, so we can remind you when your Bones 2 box shows up. That would defeat the purpose of my trying to forget I suggest generous application of alcohol (to you, not your minis.) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Oh no......I have a a diorama idea..... Luckily my Bones 2 box isn't here yet. Maybe I'll forget before it gets here... Gah! I've never made a diorama, but now I do! At least I would if I had ordered the full DDS2 and Khanjira, which I haven't. But just imagining all the ginormous minis, gathered in a circle for their "peace talks", with a poor hapless adventurer (or party) stuck in the middle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florin Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Oh no......I have a a diorama idea..... Luckily my Bones 2 box isn't here yet. Maybe I'll forget before it gets here... Gah! I've never made a diorama, but now I do! At least I would if I had ordered the full DDS2 and Khanjira, which I haven't. But just imagining all the ginormous minis, gathered in a circle for their "peace talks", with a poor hapless adventurer (or party) stuck in the middle. Or the heroes are the appetizer at the "peace talk." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochar Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 "You have been chosen to represent the kingdom in a momentous peace talk with the Eldritch Horrors. In your honor, we have commissioned new armor for you." "Why is it made of bread?" 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3r_n3rd Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Oh no......I have a a diorama idea..... Luckily my Bones 2 box isn't here yet. Maybe I'll forget before it gets here... Gah! I've never made a diorama, but now I do! At least I would if I had ordered the full DDS2 and Khanjira, which I haven't. But just imagining all the ginormous minis, gathered in a circle for their "peace talks", with a poor hapless adventurer (or party) stuck in the middle. Or the heroes are the appetizer at the "peace talk." The heroes are gifts from each other... *Kally grins evilly and nods his colossal head in the direction of his Cult of the Dragon followers who bring forth a beaten down, bedraggled and barely living paladin of Torm as well as a tied and gagged female priestess who struggles* "I present to you, my friend, Khanjira, this tasty crunchy morsel! And to you, my dear Nathy, I present this cleric of your most hated foe!" They all start laughing evilly and exchange more "presents" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Kaladrax: "Khan, I love these Paladin Taquitos. Pulling them out of their armor, flattening it and rerolling them back in it is simply brilliant. You must tell me the recipe." Khanjira: "I know, right. I love the char on these wizard kebabs. Using their own staff as the skewer. Brilliant!" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) "You have been chosen to represent the kingdom in a momentous peace talk with the Eldritch Horrors. In your honor, we have commissioned new armor for you." Human leader: "We call it the Armour of the Flaming Wolf!" Hero: "It's a costume of a hot dog?!" Human leader: "It's armor! The Armour of the Flaming Wolf! Any hero would be proud to wear it." Hero: "What kind of hero would wear an Armour of the Flaming Wo... Oh no!" Human leader: "Guess who our catering sponsor is." P.S. Now I want a Sir Forscale hot dog costume. Edited February 18, 2015 by Cranky Dog 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Kaladrax: "Khan, I love these Paladin Taquitos. Pulling them out of their armor, flattening it and rerolling them back in it is simply brilliant. You must tell me the recipe." Khanjira: "I know, right. I love the char on these wizard kebabs. Using their own staff as the skewer. Brilliant!" A wizard kebab would be both amazing levels of gruesome and a fun conversion project. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3r_n3rd Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Kaladrax: "Khan, I love these Paladin Taquitos. Pulling them out of their armor, flattening it and rerolling them back in it is simply brilliant. You must tell me the recipe." Khanjira: "I know, right. I love the char on these wizard kebabs. Using their own staff as the skewer. Brilliant!" A wizard kebab would be both amazing levels of gruesome and a fun conversion project. Pretty dang easy to do with bones figures, chopping up those body parts, painting them and placing on a giant skewer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrugan Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Ahh but godzilla has no wings. King Ghidorah does... or did. [Puts on nerd sunglasses ]Balderdash! Poppycock! Ghidorah has no front legs, only rear legs and wings. That clearly makes him a wyvern mixed with hydra genes and *not* a dragon! Don't believe everything you read on social media (or the creator's notebook). Godzilla doesn't need wings! He's already hundreds of feet tall and above all else. Is it bad I totally buy into this? Then again, I get irkked when people call wyverns "dragons" (see Skyrim) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJames Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Ahh but godzilla has no wings. King Ghidorah does... or did. [Puts on nerd sunglasses ]Balderdash! Poppycock! Ghidorah has no front legs, only rear legs and wings. That clearly makes him a wyvern mixed with hydra genes and *not* a dragon! Don't believe everything you read on social media (or the creator's notebook). Godzilla doesn't need wings! He's already hundreds of feet tall and above all else. Is it bad I totally buy into this? Then again, I get irkked when people call wyverns "dragons" (see Skyrim) Wyvrens have stinging tails, no stinging tail, no wyvren. Shadow dragons and a few other dragons originally only had 4 limbs including wings, however others have it right that dragons don't need wings to be dragons. I would point out that no wingless dragon is bipedal though. Godzilla is a mutant T-rex and ghidorah is a 3 headed space dragon (perhaps Tiamat's distant space cousin) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMann Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 The idea that dragons must have four legs is a modern fantasy convention. In medieval depictions, dragons could have two legs, no legs, or six or more legs. There are plenty of two-legged dragons in medieval art that, nevertheless, not wyverns. I find the idea that we should be upset about two-legged dragons kind of ridiculous, honestly. D&D is not the whole of the fantasy canon. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3r_n3rd Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 The idea that dragons must have four legs is a modern fantasy convention. In medieval depictions, dragons could have two legs, no legs, or six or more legs. There are plenty of two-legged dragons in medieval art that, nevertheless, not wyverns. I find the idea that we should be upset about two-legged dragons kind of ridiculous, honestly. D&D is not the whole of the fantasy canon. Trooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Godzilla is a radiation mutated dragon. DU'H! Our ancestors were four legged. We got better. Same goes for Godzilla. He's allowed to have a few evolved mutations that puts him beyond the realm of normal classic dragons. Now I need a supervillain who's a cross between Darwin and Tesla. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3r_n3rd Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Godzilla is a radiation mutated KOMODO dragon. DU'H! FTFY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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