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So apparently HRH Queen Elizabeth II has great tastes in dogs, just saw that she has had 30 corgis over the course of her reign.

 

ETA: missing "g"

 

 

"Had"? I Mean, I just "had" breakfast.

 

>Begins to set defensive posture to DEFCON one<

 

Do you need assistance from oversea Allies?

I'm willing to deploy glitterforces when necessary.

Just point  me to the target.

The won't suspect me and will never see it coming..

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   Gah. I am one hurtin' hamster...  :wacko:

 

 Worked thirteen-and-a-half hours on Tuesday, got home around 6:30 in the morning, woke up around 2 in the afternoon and managed to get to work on time last night. Got out around 2:30-ish tonight.

 

I am sooo frackin' tired right now. I also need to finish eating, take a shower and get the hell to bed.

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That is a hilarious glitter-card :huh:

 

Mayhap you should open all future packages from the side, with a box-cutter, like a paranoid person. :mellow:

 

 

Also, I have not found the mental fortitude necessary to watch the last installment of the Hobbit travesty. Just about everyone I (personally) know says it was waaaaay too long. And after the dwarf chase I just don't wanna. -_-

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I watched the HP movies, never read the books. 

I've been reading the books to my daughter at bedtime, who has not seen the movies, whereas I have not read the books.  When we finish a book, we go watch the movie.  We started this summer.  She's been bad about getting herself to bed on time, so we're still midway through Chamber of Secrets.  Dobby just pummeled Harry with the Bludger.

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I just found a mini I had been searching for a week for.  And it was in my paint shelf the whole time. That's what you get for procrastinating. At least I'll be able to post a WiP later in the day. 

 

EDIT: And now I can't find it again. <_<

 

EDIT 2: And I just found it on the windowsill. The Black Mist mini lives up to his name.

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This was only this first tactical glitterbomb to hit, soon(to) there will be more!

>Begins stockpiling glitter<

 

My kid has a loose tooth. I'm thinking glitter, about two dollars in change,a sprung and suspiciously stained mousetrap, and large insect wings under his pillow.

I can see the humor there, but might that not be a bit much for a youngster? :huh:

 

Mental note, hose down anything from pegazus first

Followed by a good, vigorous shaking.

 

 

 

 

>Begins to set defensive posture to DEFCON one<

 

Do you need assistance from oversea Allies?

I'm willing to deploy glitterforces when necessary.

Just point  me to the target.

The won't suspect me and will never see it coming..

 

Yes, please.

>begins to update mutual non-glitter aggression pact<

 

That is a hilarious glitter-card :huh:

 

Mayhap you should open all future packages from the side, with a box-cutter, like a paranoid person. :mellow:

 

It's not paranoia if it's already happened; that would just be the implementation of operational risk management.

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Mental note, hose down anything from pegazus first

Followed by a good, vigorous shaking.

 

*scribbles furiously on sheet 32 of design notes*

Must protect glitter from water intrusion into glitter-chamber.

Must survive postal and canine vibration environment.

 

Thanks! Let me know if you come up with any other failure modes. Much appreciative.

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>Begins to set defensive posture to DEFCON one<

 

Do you need assistance from oversea Allies?

I'm willing to deploy glitterforces when necessary.

Just point  me to the target.

The won't suspect me and will never see it coming..

 

Yes, please.

>begins to update mutual non-glitter aggression pact<

 

 

 

 

 

Wolves of the world unite!!!!

 

Let our foes tremble in fear, all will be covered in glitter.

 

We will march as one pack!!!

 

Wooohooo Woooohoooo!!!

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