Unruly Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) Tonight's session kicked off a new DM's stint in the chair. I played a dwarf abjuration wizard who's pretty much an elf. He's kind of a sociopath, too. He harbors a deep desire to kill, and for years he essentially isolated himself because of it in an attempt to learn to control his urges. But after a couple decades of that, and not having any change, he's decided that he can try to channel it by doing mercenary work. He gets to kill, and no one really cares all that much. I thoroughly convinced my partymates that my wizard is not to be sent to engage in diplomacy. They sent me to talk to an elf wizard, and the way I went about it left my friends in damage control mode and the elf crapping himself. I sat down at his table unannounced and started the conversation with "People suck, don't they?" and followed it up by asking him if he had anything he wanted me to help him kill. Then when the elf said that he didn't trust me enough to tell me what was troubling him, I said distrusting me was a smart move because blind trust can get you killed. At that, the elf attempted to extricate himself by casting invisibility. Now, my wizard doesn't look like a stereotypical wizard. He's a burly dwarf in heavy armor who carries a big axe, not some waif in robes with a staff. So when I cast counterspell as the elf tried to get away, it was an unexpected development. And the elf practically pooped himself as his spell was shut down and a glowing field of energy formed around me. And I just laughed as I told him not to try running away... I think I'm going to like playing Hogram. He's going to be fun! And we finally decided on a name for our adventuring group. We're Procurement Solutions GmbH: An Acquisitions Incorporated acquisition. I wanted it to just be Procurement GmbH, as a play on Acquisitions Inc, but the other members voted to add "Solutions" to the title as well. In other news, when my turn comes to sit in the DM's chair again, I'm going to be running the group through the newly reprinted White Plume Mountain, since we'll be level 8 then and that's the level it's been printed at. Edited April 11, 2017 by Unruly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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