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9 minutes ago, redambrosia said:

My work sets the bar for ridiculousness. As a part of the remodel they removed the front desk. We're supposed to have self check in kiosks and iPads to help guests. Our desktop computer is now located in a closet where our office used to be.

 

The door handle broke off, so if the door closes while I'm inside I'll be stuck there.

 

Oh, and I have to do my work on that desktop computer.

 

<facepalm >

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3 hours ago, Sylverthorne said:

The insides of my food is fascinating.

Yes, I butchered a chicken today. I learned things. I'll spare you all the gory details. ^^;

.. and my marveling at the size of rooster .. bits. *snork*

 

While I've never personally butchered a chicken, I've assisted with plucking turkeys and have butchered deer. You learn a lot about them that way. Not only that, but when you spend some time really cutting into stuff it changes your view on prepackaged meats. And if you raise your own livestock it changes that perception even more.

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1 hour ago, redambrosia said:

My work sets the bar for ridiculousness. As a part of the remodel they removed the front desk. We're supposed to have self check in kiosks and iPads to help guests. Our desktop computer is now located in a closet where our office used to be.

 

The door handle broke off, so if the door closes while I'm inside I'll be stuck there.

 

Oh, and I have to do my work on that desktop computer.

Dafuq? Can you bring a sledgehammer to the door?

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1 minute ago, pcktlnt said:

Dafuq? Can you bring a sledgehammer to the door?

Lol that would be fun. I figure if I get locked in I'll just chill until someone lets me out. At least I'm safe in there. And if I really need to get out I can break the window ^_^

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Oooh. Hotel. Use an axe instead and reenact that Shining moment. "Here's red!"

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14 hours ago, Erifnogard said:

casts Grease spell on the vine

proceeds to look innocent

 

**** Loses his grip on the slippery vine, tumbles down***

 

*** Lands on the innocent looking Elder God***

 

 

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Morning all...

 

Red - I don't know about your work... but some manager needs to be smacked upside the head for these decisions.

 

Pcktlnt - Good plan!

 

Coffee....

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8 hours ago, Sylverthorne said:

The insides of my food is fascinating.

Yes, I butchered a chicken today. I learned things. I'll spare you all the gory details. ^^;

.. and my marveling at the size of rooster .. bits. *snork*

 

Curry Wednesday, I think; that was a pretty skinny peanut.

So, you know the winning lottery numbers?

 

5 hours ago, redambrosia said:

My work sets the bar for ridiculousness. As a part of the remodel they removed the front desk. We're supposed to have self check in kiosks and iPads to help guests. Our desktop computer is now located in a closet where our office used to be.

 

The door handle broke off, so if the door closes while I'm inside I'll be stuck there.

 

Oh, and I have to do my work on that desktop computer.

You're right; that absolutely stupid.

Sounds like it's time to remove the door.

 

2 hours ago, Xherman1964 said:

 

**** Loses his grip on the slippery vine, tumbles down***

 

*** Lands on the innocent looking Elder God***

 

 

Ah, so that's how it works.

 

 

 

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Smacking the management upside the head is just the first in a list of things I'd like to do with them.

 

My favored item would be kicking them down sparta's well.

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Woke up with a head ache...really?

I have a vacation and this is how it starts?

 

Grumble

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15 minutes ago, Xherman1964 said:

Woke up with a head ache...really?

I have a vacation and this is how it starts?

 

Grumble

Sympathy liked. It's just rude of a headache to show up before the day even starts. 

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1 hour ago, Chaoswolf said:

Oh, yeah: Monday, you're a dirty elf-smurfer!

Monday is getting Herman and he's not even working ::(: 

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1 hour ago, redambrosia said:

Smacking the management upside the head is just the first in a list of things I'd like to do with them.

 

My favored item would be kicking them down sparta's well.

But then you might contaminate Sparta's water supply with The Stupid; think of the children!

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