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Lonely? Pining for the seashore?  

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Do It With a Deep One!  

Hot single deep ones in your area are looking to meet you! And Petersen Games can help. We’ll ship you an Undersea Contact Device. Simply say the prayer as shown below, and drop the device (made of durable rock!) into the nearest large body of water. If a Deep One settlement is close enough, you’ll be getting a midnight visit within the following week. Be sure to affix your name and address to the rock, so your aquatic pals can find you more quickly. It’s just that easy! Your new friends will initiate you into the Cult of Dagon. 

Once you’ve taken the Third Oath of Dagon, you’ll get a Deep One of your very own to have and to hold. Until death do you part.  

And your kids will live forever!  

That’s right. Any offspring from this unhallowed union will start out looking just like cute little human babies, the type everyone loves. Of course, human children eventually grow up, and get less cute, and these do the same. They just take a different path towards un-cute-ness! 

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The Prayer

When you drop the device into the water, just say this prayer! (You might want to write it down and keep it on hand, for convenience.)

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Be sure to say it perfectly, or it might not work. Petersen Games is not liable for the side effects of mispronunciations. 

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