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Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

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5 hours ago, canuckotter said:

Howdy all! Everyone doing OK? Nothing caught fire lately I hope?

Nothing important...

 

Glad to hear that all is well!

 

3 hours ago, Pingo said:

Seems to me if the law wants to come and get me they will come and get me, not leave a message on an answering machine that does not identify either the caller or me with any clarity and says to call some sketchy phone number.

That was my line of thought as well.

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33 minutes ago, PaganMegan said:

If Grump comes in whistling Winter Wonderland or Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, there is not a jury in the world that would convict me.

 

Grump came in whistling Volga Boatman.

 

Not sure if it counts or not. <_<

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3 hours ago, Thes Hunter said:

 

 

So members of our Pathfinder group are trying to put together an all Vigilante team, where every member of the party is a vigilante (aka medieval super hero). You may remember the guy wearing the flashing hulk mask, that was his character in his alter ego, the Green Bastard. 

 

So in trying to figure out what character I could make as a vigilante, I found an archetype that allows someone to transform into an animal as their alter ego. I asked the husband which animal would be the most ridiculous as a superhero, and he almost instantly said Platypus. Unfortunately, platypuses are tiny animals in Pathfinder, and it needs to be a small or medium animal as the base animal. :down:

 

I'm still thinking about it, and I think I am going to go with that archetype, but I haven't decided if I should play Detective Savage Raptor, (Who of course would be a velociraptor) or Super Llama (or otherwise ridiculous animal). 

 

Also, @pcktlnt if you want to join/witness the insanity, right now I have 4 vigilantes signed up for my Wednesday 6PM heroes game next week. We could use the Vigilante pre-gen if you wanted to join in. :lol:

 

In case anyone is curious, below the cut is the list of animals I could be. I am still looking for suggestions on what would make the most kooky / interesting super animal.

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Antelope (CR 1/2)
Badger (CR 1/2)
Badger, Dire (CR 2)
Boar (CR 2)
Brush Thylacine (CR 2)
Bull Shark (CR 2)
Cat, Cheetah (CR 2)
Cat, Leopard (CR 2)
Deer (CR 1/4)
Dimorphodon (CR 1)
Dimorphodon (CR 1)
Dinosaurus, Deinonychus (CR 3)
Dire Fox (CR 2)
Dire Racoon (CR 2)
Dire Rat Megaswarm (CR 5)
Dodo (CR 1/4)
Dodo (CR 1/4)
Dog, Common (CR 1/3)
Dog, Hyena (CR 1)
Dog, Riding (CR 1)
Dog, Wolf (CR 1)
Dolphin, Bottlenose (CR 1/2)
Donkey Rat (CR 1/4)
Dragonfish (CR 1)
Dwarf Caiman (CR 1/3)
Eagle (CR 1/2)
Eel, Electric (CR 2)
Elk (CR 1)
Elk (CR 1)
Euparkeria (CR 1/2)
Fire Fish (CR 1)
Fox (CR 1/3)
Frog, (Giant) (CR 1)
Gar (CR 1)
Giant Archerfish (CR 1)
Giant Caribe (CR 1)
Giant Flying Piranha (CR 2)
Giant Frog (CR 1)
Giant Gecko (CR 1)
Giant Marmoset (CR 1)
Giant Porcupine (CR 2)
Giant Rock-horned Lizard (CR 3)
Giant Tortoise (CR 1)
Giant Weasel (CR 1)
Goat (CR 1/3)
Goat (CR 1/3)
Goblin Dog (CR 1)
Great Horned Owl (CR 1/2)
Herd Animal, Sheep (Ram) (CR 1)
Homotherium (CR 5)
Jaguar (CR 3)
Jigsaw Shark (CR 1)
Kangaroo (CR 1/2)
Killer Frog (CR 1)
Lizard, Monitor (CR 2)
Llama (CR 1/2)
Lynx (CR 2)
Mandrill (CR 1/4)
Margay (CR 1)
Medium Barracuda (CR 1)
Medium Stingray (CR 2)
Mountain Lion (CR 3)
Octopus (CR 1)
Panda (CR 2)
Pig (CR 1/3)
Pig (CR 1/3)
Pony (CR 1/2)
Primate, Baboon (CR 1/2)
Ram (CR 1)
Rat, Dire (CR 1/3)
Sea Snake (CR 1)
Seal (CR 1/3)
Sheep (CR 1/4)
Slitherrat (CR 3)
Small Barracuda (CR 1/4)
Small Stingray (CR 1/2)
Smilodon (CR 5)
Snake, Constrictor (CR 2)
Snake, Venomous (CR 1)
Snow Leopard (CR 3)
Squid (CR 1)
Stag (CR 1)
Stingray (CR 1/2)
Swamp Barracuda (CR 2)
Thylacine (CR 1/2)
Thylacine (CR 1/2)
Tiger Fish (CR 1)
Timber Wolf (CR 2)
Trumpeter Swan (CR 1/3)
Velociraptor (CR 2)
Vulture (CR 1/2)
Wolverine (CR 2)
 
 

 

Grump convinced me that his Gentleman Adventurer/Mysterious Vigilante character could be worse.

 

He did a bit of his Vigilante persona as EL LUCHADOR! CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! In the exact same voice he uses for his Gentleman Adventurer.

 

Because no one would ever suspect the warforged of whipping off his shirt, whipping on a cape, and donning a dragon mask. :rolleyes:

 

It would have been funny, but no.

 

It wasn't my tablet this time, it looks like the internet is being a donkey cave, and it took me way too long to get this to work.

 

But by then I was so frustrated that I WAS going to get it up, even if it took me all night. :angry:

 

I'm going to guess that somebody slid on the half inch of snow and smacked into a telephone pole again.

Hurray! It's up! Now I can give Grump his computer back before I smash the keyboard with my forehead!

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5 hours ago, Mad Jack said:

 

 Give her the original trilogy...  If she makes it through that...

 

The adventures, at their worst, were better than the books....

 

The first adventure, in particular, is pretty good.

 

The Auld Grump - hopefully I will have more luck than Megan... she was a trifle upset with the quality of our internet....

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1 hour ago, PaganMegan said:

The snow is ACCUMULATING. :blink:::(:

 

::(:

 

At least our snow that’s been falling the last few days has the grace to melt in the sun.

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10 minutes ago, SparrowMarie said:

I made a boat!

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Lovely!!

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2 hours ago, PaganMegan said:

 

Grump came in whistling Volga Boatman.

 

Not sure if it counts or not. <_<

 

The Auld Grump - internet... sp..o.....tt.y... G...am...e...ers... l.a...t..e. U...rg...e....to...des...tro...y.... w..or...ld. ri..si...ng.

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7 hours ago, canuckotter said:

Howdy all! Everyone doing OK? Nothing caught fire lately I hope?

 

It was only a little misplaced fire and I put it out before scorching the tablecloth. 

 

Good to hear from you again. Sounds like things are going well :wub:

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4 minutes ago, Pingo said:

 

Lovely!!

 

Thanks! I have since fixed the aft sail so it doesn't lean so far back. I have another, different, boat to do along with this one.

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I didn't get any painting done today.

 

But I did varnish a dozen figures that were done and waiting to be properly finished so we could game with them.

 

And I tamed a bunch of paint-resistant resin terrain pieces I picked up at Adepticon with a lot of elbow grease, hot water, dish soap and a toothbrush. Reaper's Grey Liner clung to it well.

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