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3 minutes ago, ub3r_n3rd said:

Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica." 

 

What kind of bear is best?

Bears that don't eat such vile and disgusting things like beets. :zombie:

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Write up the Last Will and Testament and then fight each other to the death. Winner gets to die of smoke inhalation as the stupid Daikini hairless monkey makes a fire and opens the flue after starting the fire.

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2 hours ago, Glitterwolf said:

If you could choose to be reincarnated as an animal in a next life..which would you want to be?

I wanna be a dog. Most everyone loves dogs and it's awesome to be loved.

 

53 minutes ago, ub3r_n3rd said:

If you could be reinvented in you next life, what kind of cyborg would you come back as?  ...asking for a friend...

One that can rip the skull and spines out of my enemies with my bare hands and tough enough to survive being tossed into an active volcano full of lava. I would swim in the lava, laugh, and through balls of lava at my enemies before taking their skulls and spines for my wicked throne.

 

The rest of the bones would go to my loyal and trusted wolf guardians who get to eat steak every night.

 

45 minutes ago, Froggy the Great said:

Which body part would you least object to having sawn off and pickled?

My nose. I hate my nose and then I'd look like Voldemort and everyone would run in fear.

 

38 minutes ago, ub3r_n3rd said:

Do mimes ever talk? :huh: 

Mimes talk with their hands. And feet. And body posture. The had their vocal cords ripped out savagely by armor plated giant roaches, so that is the only way they have of warning us that in the coming nuclear windstorms, the giant roach overlords will summon their tiny, invasive minions to encase us all in boxes of roach poo. Then our brains will be devoured and we'll be turned into roach mortuaries. We will be brainwashed into thinking we are eating raisins.

 

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12 minutes ago, Erifnogard said:

Have you ever seen Damnation Alley?

 

I ask because of the roaches.

With Jan-Michael Vincent :wub: and George Peppard!

 

Yes. Those roaches creeped me out.

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1 hour ago, Aryanun said:

With Jan-Michael Vincent :wub: and George Peppard!

 

Yes. Those roaches creeped me out.

Loved the book, (Roger Zelazny!)

Need to see the movie...

1 hour ago, Erifnogard said:

Ah the days before Jan-Michael Vincent burned out.  Did you watch Airwolf?

Loved him in Hooper, with Burt Reynolds, and the Mechanic with Charles Bronson....

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22 minutes ago, knarthex said:

Loved the book, (Roger Zelazny!)

Need to see the movie...

Loved him in Hooper, with Burt Reynolds, and the Mechanic with Charles Bronson....

The book was better.

 

I went out with a guy once just because he looked like Jan-Michael.

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