Pezler the Polychromatic Discusses the Mysteries of the Multiverse! Ask Me Anything!.........I Dare You.

[Pezler the Polychromatic]

*the room darkens slightly as mystical bolts of colour fly inside, each swirling around a central point and coming closer and closer until they combine to form into Pezler the Polychromatic* Greetings from the Wizard Most Wild, everyone! As you may know, I came from another place some time ago during my travels. I'm a wild mage, planes traveler, tavern owner, demiplane creator, and member of the Scroll of the Month Club. I have journeyed through many planes of existence in my 3154 years, and have seen many wondrous things! I have known vampyres, gods, demons and faeries, and have met many more interesting people since coming here! I am single, enjoy casting new spells, creating magic items, shapechanging, long walks on the Astral Plane, and.....*shuffles through the loose pages in his hands*....whoops, that's my singles ad. *tosses pages over his shoulder, walks along vast rows of books and scrolls* Well, since I'm here, I am a vast repository of knowledge and invite you to take advantage of all the research that this epic-level mage has done. Ask about all things mundane and arcane, secular and divine, local and multiversal! No question is too odd, and the answers may surprise you! Reasonable rates!

 

Revel in the chaos, everyone!

[Erifnogard]

Are sparklers the best fireworks. 

[Pezler the Polychromatic]

5 minutes ago, Erifnogard said:

Are sparklers the best fireworks. 

They're perfect for birthday cakes, especially when enhanced with pyrotechnics.

 

You all DO cast resist fire on all the guests beforehand, right?

[Guest]

What is the best ever color?

[Pezler the Polychromatic]

5 minutes ago, Aryanun said:

What is the best ever color?

Shiny, of course!

 

All colours have their own unique place in the spectrum. Blurple and Bluenatic are ones of note, of course.

[Cyradis]

Will you please take a picture of the prettiest rock in your neighborhood for me?

[vegascat]

Do pecan pie cupcakes sound like heresy or a match made in heaven?

[kay13]

Where do i find the multi coloured sparklie buzzies and do they taste good?

[Cranky Dog]

How many colours do *you* see in a rainbow?

 

Why are they hidden from the rest of us? I want more shades of beige in my rainbows!

[Pezler the Polychromatic]

31 minutes ago, Cyradis said:

Will you please take a picture of the prettiest rock in your neighborhood for me?

Does a meteor shower count?

 

30 minutes ago, vegascat said:

Do pecan pie cupcakes sound like heresy or a match made in heaven?

Depends entirely on your alignment. I understand that the modrons of Mechanicus consider them to be an abomination, seeing that pie is pie and cupcakes are clearly small cake.

 

26 minutes ago, kay13 said:

Where do i find the multi coloured sparklie buzzies and do they taste good?

Good news, they live on the Plane of Radiance!...... though they might just be Skittles with wings.

 

Meanwhile, have a cotton candy moth:

 

 

6 minutes ago, Cranky Dog said:

How many colours do *you* see in a rainbow?

 

Why are they hidden from the rest of us? I want more shades of beige in my rainbows!

 

All of them.

 

Same reason why we don't perceive Lovecraftian horrors in everyday life. Sanity blasting if viewed directly, ergo our minds instinctively block them from our conscious self.

Edited December 3, 2017 by Pezler the Polychromatic

[kay13]

Ohhh tasty!

[Erifnogard]

1 hour ago, vegascat said:

Do pecan pie cupcakes sound like heresy or a match made in heaven?

drool

[Glitterwolf]

What is your favorite food?

[Guest]

What food-type item do you find completely vile and disgusting even though others like it?

[Pezler the Polychromatic]

14 minutes ago, Glitterwolf said:

What is your favorite food?

I have many that I enjoy, but I can't say I've found my favourite yet. That's why I go out and try new things all the time, to see what's out there. If I don't like it then I don't have it again, but if I enjoy it then I've found something new to have. I take my palate on an adventure, and I would recommend that everyone do this. Stroopwafels are definitely in my top 3, however.